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Anonymous (ID:OXWZUY/J) /b/543361530 Whoa.jpg (550x367) 113kB No. 543361530 26 62m My drunk ass girlfriend just told me that she's had sex with over a two hundred guys. She said, >>543361530 "I was a real slut in college. You Anonymous (DzZuJ9) forgive me, don't' you baby?" Whoa. And then she passed out with her head in my lap. Post pics. 200 other guys have seen her too. Why not share with your bros at last. Anonymous (ID:FicJTacb) We've been in a relationship for over two years and live together. We don't use condoms. What do? No. 543364546 28 26m 100 thrusts per session * 3 sessions * 11 inches (5.5 inches in, 5.5 inches out) = 3300 inches of d--- per week. 200 weeks * 3300 inches of d--- per week = 660000 inches of d---, which is 10.42 miles. Anonymous (ID:cjsy7U79) Anonymous (ID:7DNGKDiB) >>543361530 >I was a real slut in college. 4 years * 364 days/year / 200 guys = a new guy every 7.3 days. Since it was over two hundred guys, let's just make it a nice even 1 guy every week. Given that she probably had sex with each guy an average of 3 times, and the average d--- was probably the national average Nerd. of 5.5 inches, and it probably took an average of 100 thrusts per session to c--, we're looking at Your girlfriend has had 10.42 miles of d--- inside her. Get in your car, and drive 10.42 miles, and think of d---- laid end-to-end the whole way. She's had that much d---. She's a high-mileage slut, and her snatch has no user- serviceable parts. 064.gif (290x189) 1.04MB Anonymous (ID:ibHnrlm6) >>543369204 I think it's just as bad if you find out on your own. No. 543369451 man 1397597854671.jpg (1536x2048) 877kB Anonymous (ID:Heaven) >>543364546 >I don't even >>543362498 TOP KEK gj ass for you 1395631099136.jpg (524x492) 26kB Anonymous (ID:NM6Cv0dF) >>543364546 yeeeeee.... 200 hundred dudes is a lot 1000880 145426558991837_6824275_ n.jpg (575x305) 23kB >>543364546 Anonymous (ID:7wWTX4/X) >>543364546 Jesus Christ dude Anonymous (ID:RJVVUDEL) >>543364546 maths of chan win Anonymous (ID:pi7BN5qP) >>543364546 we need more of this Anonymous (DASSJ8PP6) >>543364546 10/thread No. 543369335 >>543364546 #lawered No. 543369358 No. 543365157 No. 543365184 Hey Op, quick question. HOW MANY D---- HAS SHE SUCKED?? Anonymous (ID:Rsr7qh5e) >>543361530 Congrats. You have STD's. Anonymous (ID:S1AEMilu) is she hot? that's all that matters. No. 543365053 No. 543364960 >think about that the next time she tries to kiss you No. 543364967 No. 543364981 No. 543364867 No. 543364902 3h 1 3h No. 543364920 3h 4h 24h >>543364546 4h 4h Anonymous (ID:4Fk/6Aps) >Your girlfriend has had 10.42 miles of d--- inside her. 4h I can't stop laughing. Anonymous (D.3JBHWIS) >>543364546 Hahaha you've killed me Anonymous (ID:Fudb6PX) >>543364546 10/10 Anonymous (ID:JPCOSCLD) 4h >>543364546 topkek 14h F------ 10/10 post. 4h 10.42 miles of c---. Damn. Anonymous (ID:Es4Glp9H) >>543364546 4h No. 543364782 1 4h No. 543364814 1 4h No. 543364671 4h No. 543364735 14h No. 543364743 1 4h

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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