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18m (7/11 0:07) 881777862 3 Re. 1 Img JPG 30KB (614 x 470) >be me >professional rug roller >been in the business for years >one day, a new client calls me up >"hello, i'd like to have my rug rolled" >i agree to do the job >i show up to the client's house >there's a cat in the middle of the rug >i ask the client if they want the cat rolled up in the rug >"oh, no, that's my cat. i just wanted you to roll up the rug" >i say "okay" and proceed to roll up the rug >i finish the job and hand the client the rolled up rug >as i'm leaving, the client says "where is my cat" >mfw

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