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Anonymous 27 KB JPG 06/28/22(Tue)15:54:37 No.67373030 >be me >regular guy >post myself on r/trans passing to make female to male troons seethe at my perfect physique and say I've had 0 surgeries/ TRT cycles >everyone in the comments just says I look great for a male to female t----- I've never lost so much confidence at once before.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon Experiences Racism... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 KB JPG 04/26/21 (Mon)22:35:28 No.853060753 >Be me black >Be Lightskin >See dumb post on twitter saying cops shouldn't stop black fights >Respond saying thats dumb >Get called a racist >Respond saying i'm black myself >She asks for a pic of my arm with a piece of paper with my twitter name >Send her said picture >Get told that I don't look black >Respond saying i'm lightskin >She legit says "Then your not actually black, You have more white genes >Tell her both of my parents are African American >She says they aren't black either >She blocks me after. Why are people like this

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Sparkling Water | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>69222648 (You) # sparkling water is terrible for your teeth. 06/29/22 (Wed)03:07:08 No.69223091 >>69223255 # Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed)03:45:34 No.69223255 >>69223091 # C-- is bad for your teeth but you seem to be drinking it all the time.

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Anon tried | /r/Greentext

Anonymous IT'S OVER 8 KB JPG 06/30/22(Thu)00:44:18 No.69231238 >tried asking out a girl >she said no >as she was walking away tried grabbing her arm to tell her that I really loved her >accidentally pulled too hard and she hurt herself >now being charged with assault and battery >court date is next Monday It's over

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Anon admits to fantasizing about underage girls. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)14:50:45 No.69228882 >see an egirl who went viral years ago >think about her all the time and follow her >she turns 18 >immediately opens an onlyfans the same day >sucking c---, covered in c--, spreading her p----, she is not shy about being naked at all Why are women such w-----

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Anon is as straight as a bent pipe. | /r/Greentext

12/17/21(Fri) 10:38:01 No.868758070 >took a t----- out for a hookup to have a fun greentext for /b/ >meet up, had to stop for gas rq >end up bullshitting around inside of a corner store burger king >turns out we've both been missing some xmas shopping >bum around various plazas and department stores >check out a christmas festival at night >the festive lights are highlighting her smile in a way that makes me think I'd never seen real happiness in a person before this moment >take her home : Anonymous 72 KB JPG >didn't even f--- >get a text making sure that I made it home okay >nobody's ever f------ done that for me before You f------ turned me in to a f-----

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Anon talks to themselves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)03:05:28 No.163991421 >get used to talking to myself because I live alone with two cats >Say dumb s--- constantly, really awkward jokes and non-sequitur threats towards the cats >Wake up early one morning to creaking sounds of what I assume is a cat pushing s--- around on the kitchen counter >Yell down the hallway >"SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE REALLY UPSET WHEN I HOLD THEM DOWN AND STAB THEIR A------ WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE!" >Hear my back door open and close and my chain link gate clatter shut 26 KB JPG >>163991453 # >>163991482 # >>163991503 #

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Anon is a hamburgler | /r/Greentext

No. 871819619 02/01/22(Tue)02:15:19 643.png 120 KB 425x282 >be me >gotta pee real bad >can't hold it I'm in the middle of the street >no public toilets over here either >go into a restaurant >head to the bathroom without talking to anyone >robot looking f----- stops me and says the bathroom is for customers only >tell him I already ordered >"uh okay sorry about that" >go into bathroom and take a piss >about to head out ... >the same robot screams "SIR" >WHAT >your order is ready >take the order without paying and leave >never go again into that restaurant ever That hamburger was actually good to be honest... 4 replies, 1 images

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anon sleeps on his friends couch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 01/24/21(Sun)15:04:47 >crashing on couch at friends house >trying to sleep >hear him talking on phone in other room >sounds like he is having phone sex No.845659188 >he farts loudly >'did you hear that baby?' >'you like it when daddy s---- himself?' >'no im naked so it went ALL over the chair' >'not the same one from fajita night last week. My friend is sleeping on that one' >quickly get up and leave >go home and take 20 boiling showers >still haven't replied to any of his texts or calls

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Why Anon eats burnt pizza | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sad things you do 22 KB PNG 11/12/15(Thu)22:15:16 No.24222146 >Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift at a gas station >She leaves pizza for me >Have two games for my SNES >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The Addams Family >Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it >Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games. >Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway. >Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home >We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games. >One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died. >In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and eat burnt pizza. >Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste. >Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station >Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken

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There's always a bigger fish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)09:43:41 No.54069296 >be fish >just chilling >get eaten by great white shark >be great white shark >no one better f--- with me unless you have a f------ death wish >get rammed by orca, flip over, die >be orca 209 KB JPG >actual apex predator >death is not even a f------ option >swim into continent-sized floating trash pile >suffocate on thousands of tons of plastic

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anon describes groups of americans | /r/Greentext

> liberals > CNN bots > bluepill to the maxx > traumatized by anything negative > usefullest idiots > requires an official narrative to move forward in thought > likes social justice > cant understand why noone wants their hegemony > leftists > angry at money > still believe in money > thinks UBI will give them enough money to not be homeless > likes social liberty >cant keep jobs for s--- > star trek > conservatives > militaristic > secret torture programs > government for thee, not for me > "its ok, religions and secret orders owning our military is great" > likes sharia law > frequently cops > right wing > no cohesive positive platform other than adherence to post-WWII jewish propaganda > bound by sheer hatred > anonymous recluses > cash cow for the school shooter program > show up at school board meetings to reveal conspiracies to the public > driven primarily by stories of imaginary women > intelligence agencies' bitches > libertarians > shoot the gun > till the soil > smoke the weed > eat the food > cant hold office because they arent in any secret money clubs > keeps 2$ bills for Jefferson's magical protection > their lack of engagement paradoxically both the best philosophy and the worst strategy am i missing anyone? imgflip.com

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Anon has nothing to hide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FBI 40 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)10:28:11 No.604119552 >knock knock knock >we have a federal warrant for searches of these premises for torrented video games What to do : Anonymous >>604119552 (OP) # >yes hello officer come in 06/29/22(Wed)12:40:47 No.604129032 >>604129395 # >4k tv displaying loli r--- hentai at 100% volume >how can i help sir >local missing child tied up in the corner >would you like some coffee sir >unregistered ar15 on the counter >maybe a donut? >4000 torrents seeding on the desktop >as you can see sir i have nothing to hide >bags of fertiliser in the corner

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