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: Anonymous FBI 40 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)10:28:11 No.604119552 >knock knock knock >we have a federal warrant for searches of these premises for torrented video games What to do : Anonymous >>604119552 (OP) # >yes hello officer come in 06/29/22(Wed)12:40:47 No.604129032 >>604129395 # >4k tv displaying loli r--- hentai at 100% volume >how can i help sir >local missing child tied up in the corner >would you like some coffee sir >unregistered ar15 on the counter >maybe a donut? >4000 torrents seeding on the desktop >as you can see sir i have nothing to hide >bags of fertiliser in the corner

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous (ID: GYo8djDN) = 8 KB JPG 06/23/22(Thu)11:49:00 No.15549122 sex is a bad word : Anonymous (ID: EfL81Nrv 06/23/22(Thu)11:50:52 No.15549127 : Anonymous (ID: vjnkyvho 06/23/22(Thu)11:51:52 No.15549130 >>15549122 (OP) # just use 'gender', it's the same thing >>15550330 # Anonymous (ID: 4jgAzwvs 06/23/22(Thu)13:35:48 No.15550330 >>15549130 # I walked in on my dad having gender with his gender doll

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scoot.jpg 691 KB JPG Have you considered that getting a tiny scoot can cut your walking times in more than half? Think how it can boost your productivity! 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread 06/29/22(Wed)13:53:53 No.87542128 : Anonymous >>87541259 (OP) # it also cuts the amount of p---- you get down yo zero, that's exponentially increasing your productivity. no sex = more time to work!

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: Anonymous I hate women 178 KB JPG 06/29/22 (Wed)16:15:42 No.69224326 >be me >work with female coworker >we talk about different things >topic switches to partying >she asks me if I want to go to the club with her >tell her "no" >"why not anon?" >"I cant dance, I hate loud music and I hate to be around a lot of humans because they disgust me and I think clubs are for degenerates anyway" >she looks at me puzzled >we continue working without a single word being said >this was 2 weeks ago >she is still not speaking to me Oh come on. Do you want to tell me that just because I didnt want to go to the club I am not worthy of speaking to her anymore? Why are women like this?

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Anonymous F 20 KB PNG >loses 11/08/21(Mon)18:24:36 No.866355644 >hyper military based society >tries to convince itself it's the strongest a---- military on earth >fights one (1) war 25 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM) 62 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school >i said yes >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed)01:00:27 No.69221888 ▶ >Be Long hair lover. long hair Emma Watson was a 10 but with short hair a 3. I've Always been like this, I hate short hair. >Anyway: Be me, intern at a corpo job. >Meet Steve who's a super weeb but chill. >He's kinda feminine and a little weird, but he's fun to hangout and play videa. >We see some marvel movie and he says Thor was hot in this one scene. Makes sense now, he's Gay. Bingo. >Week later I mention him being gay and he denies it. >lol wut, still seems gay to me. >Maybe he's still in the closet. >One day see him go into the women's bathroom. Makes sense now, he's trans. Bingo. >Been calling Steve "Dude" and "bro" all this time. >I Just call her "Stevie" so it sounds more feminine. >Get the feeling Stevie likes me. >Stevie is chill, but not into trans, sorry. >Lots of pictures of Stevie's sister. >No pictures of Stevie. lol wut. >Later she says her mom made brisket. >Oh snap, I love brisket. Can't resist, I go. >Dinner good, but mom keeps dropping hints that Stevie is into me. >This was a bad idea. >chilling after dinner and see family photo album. >Oh snap, I want to see Steve pre-Stevie. >Find a recent photo of Stevie on the beach. >She's wearing a tight bathing suit and clearly no boy parts. >Realize stevie has no sister, all pictures were Stevie. She just had long hair. >Realize Stevie with long hair is super hot and a bio-girl. >Been hanging out with hot girl for like 2 months now. >Brain melts. >Next day ask her to dinner and movie. >Pick a fancy restaurant and she comes dressed up. >Tell her she looks great and she gets a huge smile >feelsgoodman.jpg >At movie, I reach over and hold her hand. >She leans over and puts her head on my shoulder. >After movie she's all smiles. >On the drive home she asks what took me so long to make a move. >Think about Male>Gay>Trans>Girl evolution. >Just say "I don't know." instead. Been together 3 years and she has long hair now. My best hoe used to be my best bro No regrets.

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: Anonymous (ID: Uv1NOMOU) MALE B 05/12/22(Thu)21:06:32 No.48714526 M M M M M n W-Would you like fries with that, sir? MC Dik maxresdefault.jpg 159 KB JPG C C >I-I used to be a millionaire you know! >It w-was in t-this thing called crypto currency! It was the future! Yeah that's great, can you hurry up with my order? I have places I need to be.

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