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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous (ID: 1ta/DtoM) 62 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)00:43:18 No.12055241 >be me >7 >forced to do karate >slack off every time >dad yells at me >asks me if i want to join clown school >i said yes >gets even angrier >mfw i dont get to join clown school

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed)01:00:27 No.69221888 ▶ >Be Long hair lover. long hair Emma Watson was a 10 but with short hair a 3. I've Always been like this, I hate short hair. >Anyway: Be me, intern at a corpo job. >Meet Steve who's a super weeb but chill. >He's kinda feminine and a little weird, but he's fun to hangout and play videa. >We see some marvel movie and he says Thor was hot in this one scene. Makes sense now, he's Gay. Bingo. >Week later I mention him being gay and he denies it. >lol wut, still seems gay to me. >Maybe he's still in the closet. >One day see him go into the women's bathroom. Makes sense now, he's trans. Bingo. >Been calling Steve "Dude" and "bro" all this time. >I Just call her "Stevie" so it sounds more feminine. >Get the feeling Stevie likes me. >Stevie is chill, but not into trans, sorry. >Lots of pictures of Stevie's sister. >No pictures of Stevie. lol wut. >Later she says her mom made brisket. >Oh snap, I love brisket. Can't resist, I go. >Dinner good, but mom keeps dropping hints that Stevie is into me. >This was a bad idea. >chilling after dinner and see family photo album. >Oh snap, I want to see Steve pre-Stevie. >Find a recent photo of Stevie on the beach. >She's wearing a tight bathing suit and clearly no boy parts. >Realize stevie has no sister, all pictures were Stevie. She just had long hair. >Realize Stevie with long hair is super hot and a bio-girl. >Been hanging out with hot girl for like 2 months now. >Brain melts. >Next day ask her to dinner and movie. >Pick a fancy restaurant and she comes dressed up. >Tell her she looks great and she gets a huge smile >feelsgoodman.jpg >At movie, I reach over and hold her hand. >She leans over and puts her head on my shoulder. >After movie she's all smiles. >On the drive home she asks what took me so long to make a move. >Think about Male>Gay>Trans>Girl evolution. >Just say "I don't know." instead. Been together 3 years and she has long hair now. My best hoe used to be my best bro No regrets.

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed)05:35:37 No.881050241 132 KB JPG >meet a girl on omegle >she's super cute, definitely a 10 >we start talking on kik, we really hit it off >after a few minutes we Face Time >start talking about our interests >she's so passionate about her interests and loves to listen to me talk about mine >eventually ask each other questions about her life >shows me her dog "Yeah anon he's super cute. I feed him a lot of chocolate and he should be dead but he's fine honestly." >also says that she's "lowkey abusive but the dog still loves me" >she vents to me about how everyone she talks to on omegle just uses her and then leaves the next day/a few days later >I tell her I promise I won't do that and that I really really like her >eventually we start to get kind of frisky >she watched me j------- for a while >offers to show me her t--- >I accept and I c-- to her t--- on the Face Time >afterwards we keep talking about our interests again >before I go to bed she says "thank you for not leaving me like everyone else. I trust you" >I tell her I trust her too and that I would never leave her >hang up >block her on everything while she's asleep F--- that dog abusing bitch

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: Anonymous (ID: Uv1NOMOU) MALE B 05/12/22(Thu)21:06:32 No.48714526 M M M M M n W-Would you like fries with that, sir? MC Dik maxresdefault.jpg 159 KB JPG C C >I-I used to be a millionaire you know! >It w-was in t-this thing called crypto currency! It was the future! Yeah that's great, can you hurry up with my order? I have places I need to be.

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: Anonymous Tiem Travel! 24 KB JPG Anonymous 06/29/22(Wed)00:22:54 No.167057094 Hey, this is Ryan's friend, Sam. Ryan got beheaded by Al-Qaeda while trying to kill Osama Bin Laden. I'm going to go back in time, tell the CIA about everything, & convince them to help me rescue him. Wish me luck. >>167057271 # 06/29/22(Wed)00:22:06 No.167057086 : Anonymous 06/29/22(Wed)00:24:03 No. 167057117 Hey this is Carlos, Sam got arrested by the past CIA for being a suspected Al-Qaeda operative and, unfortunately, we don't have any more backup time-machines. Does anyone know where I can find a DeLorean, military-grade hardware, and some uranium? Anonymous >hey guys, I just finished building a time- machine today. I bought a rifle from Walmart a few days ago and I'm going to go back in time and kill Osama Bin Laden. Wish me luck. 21 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)00:31:14 No.167057271 >>167057117 (You) # STOP TIME-TRAVELING YOU IDIOTS YOURE GONNA CAUSE A TIME- PARADOX AND TEAR A HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUOUM Anonymous 06/29/22(Wed)00:35:08 No.167057356 I'm gonna go back in time and tear a hole in your mother

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: Anonymous 02/17/22(Thu)00:51:29 No.12878558 382 KB JPG Chinese history be like >Chao ling takes power >247 million perish European history be like >Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner marries half sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd triggering a war between King Juan Jose Maria Rigoberto Aguascacas de Santo Domingo de los Diabetico and Pierre Richelesaux pretard je logriouxoueuraxeux establishing the Grand Duchy of Neue Ooksteinberg a tax haven with a population of 16

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: Anonymous 216 KB PNG 4 Replies 06/17/22(Fri)15:32:52 No.880295634 I'm never going to look at p---, play League of Legends, eat junk food, or use social media ever again. My mind is a temple not to be contaminated with such meaningless, unhealthy things. View Thread : Anonymous 06/17/22(Fri)15:36:22 No.880295728 >'m never going to look at p---, play League of Legends, eat junk food, or use social media ever again. My mind is a temple not to be contaminated with such meaningless, unhealthy things. >immediately posts on 4chan

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File: untitled (7).png (209 KB, 388x390) PASTA Anonymous 06/08/22 (Wed)04:12:03 No.10279329 Things I like about this restaurant's window picture >the insane orange waiter >the fact he's carrying his plates in the air like a strong man >the fact the couple is cringing as if he does this every time >the sign says PASTA as if he's screaming it into the sky >but he's holding a plate of chicken and the other of wine >and that there are three wine glasses >one for the man, one for the woman, and one for him

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Anonymous 0 128 KB PNG mouths 06/19/22 (Sun)16:36:37 No.18003938 >working as waiter >only ever ask "is everything alright" when they have a mouthful of food >all they can do is nod their head awkwardly while covering their >>18004712 # >>18005408 # >>18005746 # >>18006385 # Anonymous06/19/22(Sun)19:58:55 No.18004712 >>18003938 # you are a menace to society 18003952

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Anonymous 115 KB JPG 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.874372800 >Be me >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 Worth it >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face

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: Anonymous BOTTOMLES PIT 58 KB PNG 06/28/22(Tue) 16:11:18 No.167014293 >learn to ask "how much is this?" in foreign language >use it when travelling >don't find out how much because i didn't learn numbers

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