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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed)01:00:27 No.69221888 ▶ >Be Long hair lover. long hair Emma Watson was a 10 but with short hair a 3. I've Always been like this, I hate short hair. >Anyway: Be me, intern at a corpo job. >Meet Steve who's a super weeb but chill. >He's kinda feminine and a little weird, but he's fun to hangout and play videa. >We see some marvel movie and he says Thor was hot in this one scene. Makes sense now, he's Gay. Bingo. >Week later I mention him being gay and he denies it. >lol wut, still seems gay to me. >Maybe he's still in the closet. >One day see him go into the women's bathroom. Makes sense now, he's trans. Bingo. >Been calling Steve "Dude" and "bro" all this time. >I Just call her "Stevie" so it sounds more feminine. >Get the feeling Stevie likes me. >Stevie is chill, but not into trans, sorry. >Lots of pictures of Stevie's sister. >No pictures of Stevie. lol wut. >Later she says her mom made brisket. >Oh snap, I love brisket. Can't resist, I go. >Dinner good, but mom keeps dropping hints that Stevie is into me. >This was a bad idea. >chilling after dinner and see family photo album. >Oh snap, I want to see Steve pre-Stevie. >Find a recent photo of Stevie on the beach. >She's wearing a tight bathing suit and clearly no boy parts. >Realize stevie has no sister, all pictures were Stevie. She just had long hair. >Realize Stevie with long hair is super hot and a bio-girl. >Been hanging out with hot girl for like 2 months now. >Brain melts. >Next day ask her to dinner and movie. >Pick a fancy restaurant and she comes dressed up. >Tell her she looks great and she gets a huge smile >feelsgoodman.jpg >At movie, I reach over and hold her hand. >She leans over and puts her head on my shoulder. >After movie she's all smiles. >On the drive home she asks what took me so long to make a move. >Think about Male>Gay>Trans>Girl evolution. >Just say "I don't know." instead. Been together 3 years and she has long hair now. My best hoe used to be my best bro No regrets.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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