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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed)01:00:27 No.69221888 ▶ >Be Long hair lover. long hair Emma Watson was a 10 but with short hair a 3. I've Always been like this, I hate short hair. >Anyway: Be me, intern at a corpo job. >Meet Steve who's a super weeb but chill. >He's kinda feminine and a little weird, but he's fun to hangout and play videa. >We see some marvel movie and he says Thor was hot in this one scene. Makes sense now, he's Gay. Bingo. >Week later I mention him being gay and he denies it. >lol wut, still seems gay to me. >Maybe he's still in the closet. >One day see him go into the women's bathroom. Makes sense now, he's trans. Bingo. >Been calling Steve "Dude" and "bro" all this time. >I Just call her "Stevie" so it sounds more feminine. >Get the feeling Stevie likes me. >Stevie is chill, but not into trans, sorry. >Lots of pictures of Stevie's sister. >No pictures of Stevie. lol wut. >Later she says her mom made brisket. >Oh snap, I love brisket. Can't resist, I go. >Dinner good, but mom keeps dropping hints that Stevie is into me. >This was a bad idea. >chilling after dinner and see family photo album. >Oh snap, I want to see Steve pre-Stevie. >Find a recent photo of Stevie on the beach. >She's wearing a tight bathing suit and clearly no boy parts. >Realize stevie has no sister, all pictures were Stevie. She just had long hair. >Realize Stevie with long hair is super hot and a bio-girl. >Been hanging out with hot girl for like 2 months now. >Brain melts. >Next day ask her to dinner and movie. >Pick a fancy restaurant and she comes dressed up. >Tell her she looks great and she gets a huge smile >feelsgoodman.jpg >At movie, I reach over and hold her hand. >She leans over and puts her head on my shoulder. >After movie she's all smiles. >On the drive home she asks what took me so long to make a move. >Think about Male>Gay>Trans>Girl evolution. >Just say "I don't know." instead. Been together 3 years and she has long hair now. My best hoe used to be my best bro No regrets.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 06/29/22 (Wed)01:00:27 No.69221888 ▶ >Be Long hair lover. long hair Emma Watson was a 10 but with short hair a 3. I've Always been like this, I hate short hair. >Anyway: Be me, intern at a corpo job. >Meet Steve who's a super weeb but chill. >He's kinda feminine and a little weird, but he's fun to hangout and play videa. >We see some marvel movie and he says Thor was hot in this one scene. Makes sense now, he's Gay. Bingo. >Week later I mention him being gay and he denies it. >lol wut, still seems gay to me. >Maybe he's still in the closet. >One day see him go into the women's bathroom. Makes sense now, he's trans. Bingo. >Been calling Steve "Dude" and "bro" all this time. >I Just call her "Stevie" so it sounds more feminine. >Get the feeling Stevie likes me. >Stevie is chill, but not into trans, sorry. >Lots of pictures of Stevie's sister. >No pictures of Stevie. lol wut. >Later she says her mom made brisket. >Oh snap, I love brisket. Can't resist, I go. >Dinner good, but mom keeps dropping hints that Stevie is into me. >This was a bad idea. >chilling after dinner and see family photo album. >Oh snap, I want to see Steve pre-Stevie. >Find a recent photo of Stevie on the beach. >She's wearing a tight bathing suit and clearly no boy parts. >Realize stevie has no sister, all pictures were Stevie. She just had long hair. >Realize Stevie with long hair is super hot and a bio-girl. >Been hanging out with hot girl for like 2 months now. >Brain melts. >Next day ask her to dinner and movie. >Pick a fancy restaurant and she comes dressed up. >Tell her she looks great and she gets a huge smile >feelsgoodman.jpg >At movie, I reach over and hold her hand. >She leans over and puts her head on my shoulder. >After movie she's all smiles. >On the drive home she asks what took me so long to make a move. >Think about Male>Gay>Trans>Girl evolution. >Just say "I don't know." instead. Been together 3 years and she has long hair now. My best hoe used to be my best bro No regrets.

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