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Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed)16:17:23 No.880626760 >be me >6ft2in black man >walking >come across group of asian men >they are like 5"2" >they say "ohhh nooo, here come the shadow man, bring out ur fwied chicken 24 KB GIF so he no beat us up" >mfw they each pull out a bucket of kfc chicken >they give me the chicken >they run away and yell "haha, black person likes fried chicken" >dont really care, free food >go home w-- did i experience can tiny d--- asians even be chads?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon is a Taoist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69 KB JPG 06/22/22(Wed)14:43:47 No.880607373 itself >Bliss and peace realizing I can't make a mistake because that's the Tao baby >Be me >Universe.gif >Be a part of everything >Be everything >Literally be the universe experiencing Later virgins >Feel sense of unity with everything and everyone because I AM everything and everyone >MFW that means I'm also the vibrator on Stacy's clit somewhere out there right now

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Anon's friend wants to watch the movie too | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/22(Wed)16:27:55 No.69136647 356 KB PNG >be me >about to enjoy a night watching Shrek 2 (2004) >got my popcorn >sitting in my chair with a blanket >the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside I just wanted to relax

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anon is a fan of the beat em up game 'Yakuza'. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)17:27:40 No.603263019 >play the whole Yakuza franchise >end up vacationing in Kabukicho >know the whole f------ area like I've lived there for years with minimal differences >to the point where I end up finding a place with good hookers Are there any other games that get this autistic with real world locations? 1012 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)17:29:05 No.603263141 >>603263281 # >>603277357 # >>603263482 # : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >>603263019 (OP) # >starts beating up random locals 06/21/22(Tue)17:30:23 No.603263281 06/21/22(Tue)17:31:21 No.603263359 06/21/22(Tue)17:31:36 No.603263381 06/21/22(Tue)17:32:46 No.603263482 : Anonymous >>603263381 # The japanese aren't very big people. It's shockingly easy to get away with. >>603267081 # >>603271094 # >>603277502 #

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Anon is a caveman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C. to 5 1:0 43 KB PNG 06/22/22(Wed)13:12:56 No.69137992 >grug want to make baby with cave woman >cave woman no want grug to make baby with her >grug sad >grug pleasure himself >grug no longer want to make baby with cave woman >grug happy now

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Anon plays DnD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 01/03/21(Sun)18:08:32 >friend wants me to be wingman for him in some weird ERP DnD inspired discord server >tell him im not really into DnD so dont know a f------ thing >tells me not to worry i'll have a 'fun' time No.843900872 >the discord server is suppose to be in a inn for weary adventurers >have to tell everyone name, race & class >im vizathar, human sorcerer >friend seems to be having a good time >i just s--- there doing other s--- >get message from a female bartender half elf >'hello mighty sorcerer, would you like to lay with me in thy bed?' >'afraid i cant stunning wench' >'but why not master of the arcane arts?' >'herpitus haveitus' >mfw i get banned from server Told him i didnt know s---

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Anon Buys Over 20lbs of Liver | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I f----- up bros 04/23/22(Sat)23:17:00 No.66484543 >Be me 22 autist trying to live healthy >Find out beef liver is insanely good for you >Call up the local butcher to see how much it costs >He says $5 a kilo >I ask how many kilos a liver is and he says 5 but somehow I hear it as 1.5 >I say I'll take two then >Fast forward four days later he's got the goods >I'm met with the monster of my own making. pic related >Wonder what the f--- I'm going to do with all this s--- >Parcel it up into different weeks worth of beef liver >Cook some up with onions and make it into an omelette >I knew beforehand that liver was easy to overcook but good lord this s--- browned immediately 366 KB JPG

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anon gets a haircut | /r/Greentext

Anonymous INP 205 KB JPG 12/06/21 (Mon)02:59:09 No.66448750 >Grew hair long over 2020 and 2021 like a lot of guys >Have actually felt good about it, think I look better than with short hair >Walking home >Walk past group of women >One of them sarcastically says I have great hair >Her friends all laugh F------ c----. I'm getting a haircut.

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Anon works the night shift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 112 KB GIF 03/28/21(Sun)10:00:03 No.850728037 >work night shift >on lunch break at 4 AM >sitting in dark parking lot in car with windows rolled down >hear footsteps approaching >see man appear from the darkness >he looks around >doesn't notice me >he pulls down his pants and starts taking a s--- >watching this guy taking a s--- while i eat my sandwich >he is struggling >constipated.jpg >i sneeze >he gets startled and looks at my direction >spotted.png >we look at each other for a minute >i break the awkward silence >'nice a------ bro' >'thanks' >'got any paper towels?' >hand him some napkins >quickly drive off i have to find another parking lot now, this one is tainted

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Anon plays red dead redemption 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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Anon had an encounter with the banished 8th dwarf. | /r/Greentext

12/24/18(Mon)00:05:30 No.788087819 >The r--- dwarf is still in my walls ENOUGH >I hear bumps in the night >Fire off some .357 rounds into the wall Anonymous 30 KB JPG >Complete silence until I hear it laugh >"Hoho!" >Get angry >Fire off more rounds >Hear a screech then a wimper >Hear it run off, dragging it's penis as it goes >Blood drips out from beneath the molding >I got him for now, but he'll be back View Thread

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The rats are unionized | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >the rats have unionized

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Is It Illegal to Deflate Someone's Tires? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Is it illegal to deflate the t(...) 15 KB JPG >>25000404 # 01/02/22(Sun)19:55:40 No.25000392 I don't mean slashing or damaging them, I mean just releasing all the air through the valve stem Anonymous >>25000392 (OP) # Yes, you can't f--- with other people's property. Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)19:57:28 No.25000401 01/02/22(Sun)19:58:01 No.25000404 >>25000401 # I asked about the legality of it, not your personal opinion >>25000421 # >>25000472 # >>25000484 # >>25000511 # >>25001560 #

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