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8 KB JPG >be me >doctor >6th century or some s--- >at my doctor stand counting leeches >former lover approaches >left me for the farmers boy >feels bad.parchment >I'm wearing Creepy Doctor mask >she has no idea it's me >lol.oiloncanvas > put on deep doctor voice >"COME CHILD. WHAT ILNESS IS UPON YE?" > "I believe I have contracted disease of the c--- from the farmers boy" she says >ye, right >more like the whole jousting team >Goatish wench.painting >take a look at her c--- region > pretend to know which hole the c--- is >they don't teach you this stuff at doctor school >"ah, I see what the problem is" >still no idea why there are two c--- holes >give her leeches and send her home >leeches solve everything >after she leaves go tell Baron about evil witch with two c--- holes >she's burnt at stake >so is farmers boy >teach them for breaking this doctors heart >mfw

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GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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