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Anonymous C. to 5 1:0 43 KB PNG 06/22/22(Wed)13:12:56 No.69137992 >grug want to make baby with cave woman >cave woman no want grug to make baby with her >grug sad >grug pleasure himself >grug no longer want to make baby with cave woman >grug happy now

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon plays DnD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 01/03/21(Sun)18:08:32 >friend wants me to be wingman for him in some weird ERP DnD inspired discord server >tell him im not really into DnD so dont know a f------ thing >tells me not to worry i'll have a 'fun' time No.843900872 >the discord server is suppose to be in a inn for weary adventurers >have to tell everyone name, race & class >im vizathar, human sorcerer >friend seems to be having a good time >i just s--- there doing other s--- >get message from a female bartender half elf >'hello mighty sorcerer, would you like to lay with me in thy bed?' >'afraid i cant stunning wench' >'but why not master of the arcane arts?' >'herpitus haveitus' >mfw i get banned from server Told him i didnt know s---

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Anon Buys Over 20lbs of Liver | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I f----- up bros 04/23/22(Sat)23:17:00 No.66484543 >Be me 22 autist trying to live healthy >Find out beef liver is insanely good for you >Call up the local butcher to see how much it costs >He says $5 a kilo >I ask how many kilos a liver is and he says 5 but somehow I hear it as 1.5 >I say I'll take two then >Fast forward four days later he's got the goods >I'm met with the monster of my own making. pic related >Wonder what the f--- I'm going to do with all this s--- >Parcel it up into different weeks worth of beef liver >Cook some up with onions and make it into an omelette >I knew beforehand that liver was easy to overcook but good lord this s--- browned immediately 366 KB JPG

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anon gets a haircut | /r/Greentext

Anonymous INP 205 KB JPG 12/06/21 (Mon)02:59:09 No.66448750 >Grew hair long over 2020 and 2021 like a lot of guys >Have actually felt good about it, think I look better than with short hair >Walking home >Walk past group of women >One of them sarcastically says I have great hair >Her friends all laugh F------ c----. I'm getting a haircut.

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Anon works the night shift | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 112 KB GIF 03/28/21(Sun)10:00:03 No.850728037 >work night shift >on lunch break at 4 AM >sitting in dark parking lot in car with windows rolled down >hear footsteps approaching >see man appear from the darkness >he looks around >doesn't notice me >he pulls down his pants and starts taking a s--- >watching this guy taking a s--- while i eat my sandwich >he is struggling >constipated.jpg >i sneeze >he gets startled and looks at my direction >spotted.png >we look at each other for a minute >i break the awkward silence >'nice a------ bro' >'thanks' >'got any paper towels?' >hand him some napkins >quickly drive off i have to find another parking lot now, this one is tainted

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Anon plays red dead redemption 2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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Anon had an encounter with the banished 8th dwarf. | /r/Greentext

12/24/18(Mon)00:05:30 No.788087819 >The r--- dwarf is still in my walls ENOUGH >I hear bumps in the night >Fire off some .357 rounds into the wall Anonymous 30 KB JPG >Complete silence until I hear it laugh >"Hoho!" >Get angry >Fire off more rounds >Hear a screech then a wimper >Hear it run off, dragging it's penis as it goes >Blood drips out from beneath the molding >I got him for now, but he'll be back View Thread

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The rats are unionized | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >the rats have unionized

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Is It Illegal to Deflate Someone's Tires? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Is it illegal to deflate the t(...) 15 KB JPG >>25000404 # 01/02/22(Sun)19:55:40 No.25000392 I don't mean slashing or damaging them, I mean just releasing all the air through the valve stem Anonymous >>25000392 (OP) # Yes, you can't f--- with other people's property. Anonymous 01/02/22(Sun)19:57:28 No.25000401 01/02/22(Sun)19:58:01 No.25000404 >>25000401 # I asked about the legality of it, not your personal opinion >>25000421 # >>25000472 # >>25000484 # >>25000511 # >>25001560 #

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Anon meets a female | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Anon Oversimplified 10 KB PNG 11/16/18(Fri)11:09:28 No.7327432 >be [pronoun] >see female at [insert noun], rate her [X]/10 >[female] starts up conversation >[word].fileformat >talk more and head over to [female's] house >laying on her [object] >We start [action] >[reaction].fileformat >[female] says she is a t----- >[sexual action] ["female"] anyway >seeya later [group of persons] [redtext] So anons how did I do

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Anon likes John Oliver | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 48 KB JPG 09/02/19 (Mon)14:00:05 No.120427931 >"Trump being President is like a SQUIRREL riding a skateboard." *image of squirrel photoshopped onto skateboard appears, audience laughs* >"It's entertaining for a few minutes, but then you start to wonder how the F--- it got there!" *audience explodes into laughter and applause* *Oliver turns to image of squirrel* >"That's not a good way to find nuts, Chirpy. Get a real job, you're parents are worried!" *camera cuts to man in audience wearing a squirrel costume and holding a skateboard as he gives Oliver the middle finger and walks off, audience gives standing ovation*

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Anon got dingled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.61 MB JPG >>3987528 # >>3991621 # Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)20:34:44 No.3987437 do you guys like my guinea pig : Anonymous >>3987437 (OP) # I like the guinea pig but hate you. >>3987453 # Why 11/23/21(Tue)21:05:06 No.3987453 11/23/21(Tue)23:00:41 No.3987528

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Anon goes to starbucks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/22 (Fri)20:51:09 No.879002779 > go to starbucks > see coffee on counter > take coffee and leave Why arent you saving $6/day anon? 81 KB JPG

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