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: Anonymous 75 35 KB JPG : Anonymous being racist >>66907778 # 05/25/22 (Wed)05:30:16 No.66907640 >So tell me Anon, what other hobbies do you have besides lifting? 05/25/22 (Wed)05:31:16 No.66907641

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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05/25/22(Wed)10:10:44 No.68770797 >She said it's cute that I'm a virgin. What do I make of this? 05/25/22(Wed)11:06:40 No.6877114 : Anonymous 8 KB JPG : Anonymous She's going to peg you run anon

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10/08/17(Sun)21:56:08 No.43141802 : Anonymous >in middle school >have friend who was shy and awkward looking 21 KB JPG >he had no luck with the ladies >at valentine's everyone but him got love letters from class and schoolmates >said he didn't mind >the following years on valentine's day i wrote anonymous love letters and slid them into his lockers >borrowed my mum's perfume and sprayed it on the letters and did the lipstick kisses and everything I went all in He seemed to be happy to have received letters for once. Then I played oblivious when people asked who they were from. I suggested it might have been a girl that he likes and he did actually end up getting together with her for a while after that so maybe it made him grew the balls to ask her out. >>43141832 # >>43141854 #

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Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed)07:33:29 No.68769932 >silent around everybody, only communicates in gestures despite being shown to be capable of speech >hyper focused on the singular task of killing Jerry 984 KB PNG >mechanical genius, able to construct intricate and advanced mousetraps >constantly trying to get p----, always fails or gets outdone by chad Jerry Was Tom an autist? Is he one of us?

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Anon doesn't get religion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous XC 966 KB JPG 05/25/22(Wed)06:19:40 No.68769278 >Creates world that sucks so that you can beg him to save you from world that he made I don't really get it but okay

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Anon lives in a fantasy | /r/Greentext

File: Trump Laugh.png (491 KB, 956x545) NON □ Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:09 No.878763357 [Reply] >Gas was cheap >inflation was low >Wages rising faster than inflation for first time in 40 years >Lowest Black and Female unemployment in history >Border was closed >Tweets were mean Miss him yet?

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Anon talks about a band | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /VMAW3JR Redbone >be Redbone >started by a bunch of Native American dudes >releases the hit song "Come and Get Your Love" in 1974 68 KB JPG >becomes the first ever Native American band to reach Top 5 on the Billboard Top 100, becoming a worldwide sensation >refuses to elaborate further >leaves 05/24/22(Tue)11:43:00 No.15289059

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O Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:27:06 No.65902765 AAAAAAAAW YOU BIG ASS N---- I'LL F----- KILL YOU >*chomp*

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“You must be 18 to post on this site.”- | /r/Greentext

>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >I haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25

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Everyone deserves some love. | /r/Greentext

06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 Anonymous 76 KB JPG : Anonymous >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 # How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354

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Anon’s friend Jeremiah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me >Middle School >New kid gets introduced named Jeremiah >Jeremiah didn't talk he wasn't from around where we lived 132 KB JPG >Ask Jeremiah if he wants to come over to my house to do kid stuff >Comes over after school >He brings wine >S---- cash >Next week ask Jeremiah if I can come to his house after school >Go home with him >It's a pond It was at that moment I realized Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said. But I sure did help him drink his wine 05/24/22(Tue)20:22:22 No.878795116

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Anon does a flippin good thing | /r/Greentext

08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 : Anonymous ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. 7 KB JPG >Walk by trailer park for some human entertainment. >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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anon strikes fear into the heart of anyone who meets his gaze | /r/Greentext

>be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies 69 KB JPG >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year

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