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: Anonymous 75 35 KB JPG : Anonymous being racist >>66907778 # 05/25/22 (Wed)05:30:16 No.66907640 >So tell me Anon, what other hobbies do you have besides lifting? 05/25/22 (Wed)05:31:16 No.66907641

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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05/25/22(Wed)10:10:44 No.68770797 >She said it's cute that I'm a virgin. What do I make of this? 05/25/22(Wed)11:06:40 No.6877114 : Anonymous 8 KB JPG : Anonymous She's going to peg you run anon

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10/08/17(Sun)21:56:08 No.43141802 : Anonymous >in middle school >have friend who was shy and awkward looking 21 KB JPG >he had no luck with the ladies >at valentine's everyone but him got love letters from class and schoolmates >said he didn't mind >the following years on valentine's day i wrote anonymous love letters and slid them into his lockers >borrowed my mum's perfume and sprayed it on the letters and did the lipstick kisses and everything I went all in He seemed to be happy to have received letters for once. Then I played oblivious when people asked who they were from. I suggested it might have been a girl that he likes and he did actually end up getting together with her for a while after that so maybe it made him grew the balls to ask her out. >>43141832 # >>43141854 #

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Anon has a theory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed)07:33:29 No.68769932 >silent around everybody, only communicates in gestures despite being shown to be capable of speech >hyper focused on the singular task of killing Jerry 984 KB PNG >mechanical genius, able to construct intricate and advanced mousetraps >constantly trying to get p----, always fails or gets outdone by chad Jerry Was Tom an autist? Is he one of us?

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Anon doesn't get religion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous XC 966 KB JPG 05/25/22(Wed)06:19:40 No.68769278 >Creates world that sucks so that you can beg him to save you from world that he made I don't really get it but okay

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Anon lives in a fantasy | /r/Greentext

File: Trump Laugh.png (491 KB, 956x545) NON □ Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:09 No.878763357 [Reply] >Gas was cheap >inflation was low >Wages rising faster than inflation for first time in 40 years >Lowest Black and Female unemployment in history >Border was closed >Tweets were mean Miss him yet?

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Anon talks about a band | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: /VMAW3JR Redbone >be Redbone >started by a bunch of Native American dudes >releases the hit song "Come and Get Your Love" in 1974 68 KB JPG >becomes the first ever Native American band to reach Top 5 on the Billboard Top 100, becoming a worldwide sensation >refuses to elaborate further >leaves 05/24/22(Tue)11:43:00 No.15289059

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Anon fucking eats a dude | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:27:06 No.65902765 AAAAAAAAW YOU BIG ASS N---- I'LL F----- KILL YOU >*chomp*

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“You must be 18 to post on this site.”- | /r/Greentext

>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >I haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25

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Everyone deserves some love. | /r/Greentext

06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 Anonymous 76 KB JPG : Anonymous >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 # How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354

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Anon’s friend Jeremiah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me >Middle School >New kid gets introduced named Jeremiah >Jeremiah didn't talk he wasn't from around where we lived 132 KB JPG >Ask Jeremiah if he wants to come over to my house to do kid stuff >Comes over after school >He brings wine >S---- cash >Next week ask Jeremiah if I can come to his house after school >Go home with him >It's a pond It was at that moment I realized Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said. But I sure did help him drink his wine 05/24/22(Tue)20:22:22 No.878795116

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Anon does a flippin good thing | /r/Greentext

08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 : Anonymous ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. 7 KB JPG >Walk by trailer park for some human entertainment. >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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anon strikes fear into the heart of anyone who meets his gaze | /r/Greentext

>be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies 69 KB JPG >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year

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