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Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed)07:33:29 No.68769932 >silent around everybody, only communicates in gestures despite being shown to be capable of speech >hyper focused on the singular task of killing Jerry 984 KB PNG >mechanical genius, able to construct intricate and advanced mousetraps >constantly trying to get p----, always fails or gets outdone by chad Jerry Was Tom an autist? Is he one of us?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous XC 966 KB JPG 05/25/22(Wed)06:19:40 No.68769278 >Creates world that sucks so that you can beg him to save you from world that he made I don't really get it but okay

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File: Trump Laugh.png (491 KB, 956x545) NON □ Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:09 No.878763357 [Reply] >Gas was cheap >inflation was low >Wages rising faster than inflation for first time in 40 years >Lowest Black and Female unemployment in history >Border was closed >Tweets were mean Miss him yet?

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Anonymous (ID: /VMAW3JR Redbone >be Redbone >started by a bunch of Native American dudes >releases the hit song "Come and Get Your Love" in 1974 68 KB JPG >becomes the first ever Native American band to reach Top 5 on the Billboard Top 100, becoming a worldwide sensation >refuses to elaborate further >leaves 05/24/22(Tue)11:43:00 No.15289059

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Anon fucking eats a dude | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:27:06 No.65902765 AAAAAAAAW YOU BIG ASS N---- I'LL F----- KILL YOU >*chomp*

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“You must be 18 to post on this site.”- | /r/Greentext

>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >I haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25

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Everyone deserves some love. | /r/Greentext

06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 Anonymous 76 KB JPG : Anonymous >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 # How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354

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Anon’s friend Jeremiah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me >Middle School >New kid gets introduced named Jeremiah >Jeremiah didn't talk he wasn't from around where we lived 132 KB JPG >Ask Jeremiah if he wants to come over to my house to do kid stuff >Comes over after school >He brings wine >S---- cash >Next week ask Jeremiah if I can come to his house after school >Go home with him >It's a pond It was at that moment I realized Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said. But I sure did help him drink his wine 05/24/22(Tue)20:22:22 No.878795116

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Anon does a flippin good thing | /r/Greentext

08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 : Anonymous ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. 7 KB JPG >Walk by trailer park for some human entertainment. >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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anon strikes fear into the heart of anyone who meets his gaze | /r/Greentext

>be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies 69 KB JPG >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year

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anon goes to therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:16 No.878765775 >be me >f------ retarded >want to kill myself but change mind at last second >decide to try therapy 159 KB PNG >"hey anon how are you doing today?" >"fine i guess i sorta wanna kill myself though" >"that's too bad, have you ever tried not wanting to die? 11 >go home from therapy >start thinking about killing myself again >do this s--- for a year What the f---.

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Anon is the United States | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: YFbDozoa 05/24/22(Tue) 20:30:39 No.379332776 >be United States >have mass shootings back to back >not the only country whose citizens have guns >am the only country without universal Healthcare 72 KB JPG > also the cost of living is through the roof >rapid inflation >stagnant wages >out of touch boomers kept in congress >watch people blame the guns again >roll out some b------- policies that will never pass congress to make people happy >everyone argues over 2nd amendment and blames the conservatives >they'll riot across the country for one man dying but not for basic living standards >won't riot over dead children either >nobody argues about healthcare, cost of living, or congress term limits >another successful day completely avoiding the real issues

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Anon talks about Bus Cannibals | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)12:35:26 No.878775645 so I just found out there's a Bus Cannibal walking around Canada a free man right now >Basically, in 2008 this 49 KB JPG Schizophrenic man named Vince Li got on a Greyhound Bus >a 22-year old man named Tim McLean is just sitting down listening to some music >halfway through the ride, Li starts stabbing him >the driver stops the bus, and people are frantically trying to get out >Li scares everyone off the bus, and begins mutilating / eating parts of McLean's body >he cuts off his head and parades it around the bus, showing it to everyone outside >when the police finally arrest him, they find McLean's ear, nose, and tongue in Li's pockets (the eyes & a chunk of his heart were missing and were believed to have been eaten by Li) >Li was found not criminally responsible for the murder due to his schizophrenia >in 2017, some f------ genius in the Canadian Justice System decides to let him out of his mental institution without any further monitoring, with Li changing his name and going on to live a normal life >several of the witnesses got PTSD from what he did >one of the first responders committed suicide after the incident >McClean's girlfriend gave birth to his son 5 months later. He is now 13, and has had to see therapists after finding out what happened to his dad. How the f--- can someone be "rehabilitated" after doing something like that? Good, the deranged cannibalistic murderer got better. Tim McLean is still dead. His son still never got to see his father. Dozens of people have had their lives ruined after seeing what Li did that day. That p------------ should've gotten way more than 9 years in a psych ward.

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Anonymous 05/25/22 (Wed)07:33:29 No.68769932 >silent around everybody, only communicates in gestures despite being shown to be capable of speech >hyper focused on the singular task of killing Jerry 984 KB PNG >mechanical genius, able to construct intricate and advanced mousetraps >constantly trying to get p----, always fails or gets outdone by chad Jerry Was Tom an autist? Is he one of us?

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