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File: Trump Laugh.png (491 KB, 956x545) NON □ Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:09 No.878763357 [Reply] >Gas was cheap >inflation was low >Wages rising faster than inflation for first time in 40 years >Lowest Black and Female unemployment in history >Border was closed >Tweets were mean Miss him yet?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: /VMAW3JR Redbone >be Redbone >started by a bunch of Native American dudes >releases the hit song "Come and Get Your Love" in 1974 68 KB JPG >becomes the first ever Native American band to reach Top 5 on the Billboard Top 100, becoming a worldwide sensation >refuses to elaborate further >leaves 05/24/22(Tue)11:43:00 No.15289059

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O Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:27:06 No.65902765 AAAAAAAAW YOU BIG ASS N---- I'LL F----- KILL YOU >*chomp*

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“You must be 18 to post on this site.”- | /r/Greentext

>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >I haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25

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Everyone deserves some love. | /r/Greentext

06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 Anonymous 76 KB JPG : Anonymous >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 # How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354

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Anon’s friend Jeremiah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Be me >Middle School >New kid gets introduced named Jeremiah >Jeremiah didn't talk he wasn't from around where we lived 132 KB JPG >Ask Jeremiah if he wants to come over to my house to do kid stuff >Comes over after school >He brings wine >S---- cash >Next week ask Jeremiah if I can come to his house after school >Go home with him >It's a pond It was at that moment I realized Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said. But I sure did help him drink his wine 05/24/22(Tue)20:22:22 No.878795116

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Anon does a flippin good thing | /r/Greentext

08/19/18(Sun)13:30:30 No.777598427 : Anonymous ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. 7 KB JPG >Walk by trailer park for some human entertainment. >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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anon strikes fear into the heart of anyone who meets his gaze | /r/Greentext

>be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies 69 KB JPG >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year

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anon goes to therapy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)17:13:16 No.878765775 >be me >f------ retarded >want to kill myself but change mind at last second >decide to try therapy 159 KB PNG >"hey anon how are you doing today?" >"fine i guess i sorta wanna kill myself though" >"that's too bad, have you ever tried not wanting to die? 11 >go home from therapy >start thinking about killing myself again >do this s--- for a year What the f---.

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Anon is the United States | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: YFbDozoa 05/24/22(Tue) 20:30:39 No.379332776 >be United States >have mass shootings back to back >not the only country whose citizens have guns >am the only country without universal Healthcare 72 KB JPG > also the cost of living is through the roof >rapid inflation >stagnant wages >out of touch boomers kept in congress >watch people blame the guns again >roll out some b------- policies that will never pass congress to make people happy >everyone argues over 2nd amendment and blames the conservatives >they'll riot across the country for one man dying but not for basic living standards >won't riot over dead children either >nobody argues about healthcare, cost of living, or congress term limits >another successful day completely avoiding the real issues

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Anon talks about Bus Cannibals | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)12:35:26 No.878775645 so I just found out there's a Bus Cannibal walking around Canada a free man right now >Basically, in 2008 this 49 KB JPG Schizophrenic man named Vince Li got on a Greyhound Bus >a 22-year old man named Tim McLean is just sitting down listening to some music >halfway through the ride, Li starts stabbing him >the driver stops the bus, and people are frantically trying to get out >Li scares everyone off the bus, and begins mutilating / eating parts of McLean's body >he cuts off his head and parades it around the bus, showing it to everyone outside >when the police finally arrest him, they find McLean's ear, nose, and tongue in Li's pockets (the eyes & a chunk of his heart were missing and were believed to have been eaten by Li) >Li was found not criminally responsible for the murder due to his schizophrenia >in 2017, some f------ genius in the Canadian Justice System decides to let him out of his mental institution without any further monitoring, with Li changing his name and going on to live a normal life >several of the witnesses got PTSD from what he did >one of the first responders committed suicide after the incident >McClean's girlfriend gave birth to his son 5 months later. He is now 13, and has had to see therapists after finding out what happened to his dad. How the f--- can someone be "rehabilitated" after doing something like that? Good, the deranged cannibalistic murderer got better. Tim McLean is still dead. His son still never got to see his father. Dozens of people have had their lives ruined after seeing what Li did that day. That p------------ should've gotten way more than 9 years in a psych ward.

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Anon becomes a dad. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous what the f--- is wrong with you >>710603671 # >>710604623 # 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604

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Anon gets hit by a car | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/22(Tue)19:18:14 No.878772108 >making my way downtown.mkv >get hit by car >in pain >about to die soon >get idea >go on 4chan 777 KB PNG >"be me" >you are now me >enjoy your 10 second suffering before you go to hell

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