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The virgin Incel THE CHADNECKBEARD Hates his mom because Loves and respects his moter Wasn't popular in school, constantly complains about how he missed out she's a "roastie foid Lives in a crappy bland ghetto apartment Was never popular in school, didnt give a f--- because his waifu pilows kept him company Lives in a personalized basement decked out with anime posters Has no skills besides Has watoredevery anime known to man, desnt give a f--- what Ince s making subpar memes Never goes anywhere in public for fear of being judged Is an accomplished swordsman, professional Hentai artist, and veteran Gamer Doesn't watch anime because he thinks itl make him a "consoomer" Has only been in like 2 fights, got his ass kicked both times Has defeated countless opponents in battle with his trusty katana Goes to anime cons with his bros all the time Has no idea how to fight Has a harem of Has already worked out 20 ways to cut you down with his katana 14 sexy catgirts Has never had a girtriend Idolizes his favorite anime protagonists Idolizes sodiopaths like Eliot Rodger Only goes to the gym to look better, weak af Spends his free time enjoying anime, playing video games, and studying the blade No need to hit the gym, katana training made him strong Spends all his free time complaining about women online Is perfectly content with his life Treats women ike sht Hates his life Treats women with the respect they deserve "Allow me to defend your honor, mlady" "Take the redpil/blackpill bro" Speaks like a chaming gentleman Skinny-fat, 5'4, 112 pounds with almost no muscle 6 feet and 250+ pounds of warrior strength Uses disrespectful slang like "betacuck" and "roastie"

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The virgin Incel vs. the Chad Neckbeard


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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