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: Anonymous 12/23/18(Sun)17:10:53 No.788059199 A True Americunt Story >Be me >'m that kid who looks like a school shooter. >lrony since I was popular maybe it was out of fear from 24 KB JPG classmates. >But still, it was February of this year. >The school is going to have a Superhero Day tomorrow. >My friend Sheen (btw he looks like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron) walks up to me. >He bets me $50 dollars to dress up as one of the Columbine killers. >iwillingtoget50dollarssohellyeah.jpeg >l bought a Red Sox cap from local thrift shop since it was the only thing I needed. >The Next Day >Go to school looking like Dylan Klebold since I had long hair. >pic relates >Went around with a black trench coat, boots, and Red Sox cap for the entire day. >l got my 50 bucks from Sheen. >But you know the worst part of al this was? >On Superhero Day, we held a memorial thing for that Parkland shooting >And everyone was forced to be a part of it. >l mean everyone. >There were even cops in the gym. >We had a photo shoot of the event as one big group. >It was placed in our school paper. >Yet somehow, i did not get in trouble at all. >'m severeiy disappointed with the American Education System.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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