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: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)14:01:32 No.67544540 41C79364-8D8E-4E27-99EC-565BDD9BE80F.png 210 KB PNG 15 year old dumb kids are getting sex Manlets are getting sex Baldlets are getting sex Literal retards are getting sex Literal cripples are getting sex You dont I dont We will die alone

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: 6PZN/860 Scamming fe 12/17/19(Tue)15:23:09 No.223003614 Joined a bunch of tra support groups, starting lying about being a teen in need of money for HRT. Finna boutta get a gaming laptop bros 9 KB PNG

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Anon thinks we should skip Mars. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: aoqajAYf ) Humans should skip Mars for Pr(...) 02/23/22(Wed)07:04:48 No.362611822 >Same size as earth >nearly identical gravity ~1.05x g's >Liveable temperatures over 180 million square kilometres of land 0-30 Celcius >Has a breathable atmosphere frozen out onto the night side (primarily water radiolysis produced oxygen ice) that 1.46 MB GIF can be released with one small solar mirror. >Close to two other star systems >Can get there in 20 years or so using 60's tech (Orion/ Daedalus) We should unironically skip Mars and Venus Anonymous (ID: ty8GB4jS ) E 02/23/22(Wed)07:10:20 No.362612326 >>362612134 If we're lucky, we can transport 20 people there and it will only take 8000 years

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Eminem goes on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/18(Wed)14:31:38 No.77357278 >be me >one of the most recognized artists of the past two decades >most people s--- on my latest releases and style >after four years with no solo album, releases a calm and emotional song pouring my heart and insecurities 36 KB JPG out and admitting I could be better >everybody s---- on it >releases highly anticipated album that includes all my different styles throughout the years >everybody s---- on it >releases verse going insane and s------- all over the fans and critics for giving me s--- nonstop >everybody f------ loves it View Thread

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Anon discusses the advantages of the internet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mz2oPOFe 01/16/17(Mon)18:36:57 No.107430086 Before internet >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet >l want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #

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Anon witnesses a Cringetopia user in the wild | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)21:30:29 No.67541205 r/Cringetopia u/musicisntforme · 1h · i.redd.it S 1 Award I found this is at a local store. EXCLI ANTIRACIST 7D356274-5D7F-497D-9A4F-6F4804317C43.jpg 662 KB JPG >be local shopper >in a local family owned business >shopping for children's books >you see a wild incel looking at a book cover contemptuously >he brings out his phone and takes a perfect picture of the book >waddles away mumbling about how he's gonna get a lot of karma when he posts the picture on r/cringetopia

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Anon experiences second hand embarrassment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)00:02:24 No.873217327 >be me, going about the city like I usually do >standing in line for the subway, there's two brown dudes in front of me talking in a language I don't recognise >one of them is like 30 years older than the other, other than that they look so similar 74 KB JPG I'm gonna guess they're father and son >they get to the ticket machine thing, the younger guy starts struggling with it while the other one doesn't help, just talks angrily >l got places to be so I step in and help them >the younger man smiles and nods "Thank you, sorry. My first day in America!" >l was about to say it's literally nothing, but the old dude glares at him and interrupts with an even stronger accent "You been here three years." >younger dude turns liquid from the shame, grabs their tickets and slithers away across the floors, with the old dude behind him >talking in their own language again as they go dude why'd you have to call your man out IN ENGLISH. : Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)00:03:40 No.873217396 >>873217327 (OP) # Dad wasn't taking no s--- lol

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Anon is a gay bitch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 774692608 25 min. ago > 10 years ago I was afraid to post here thinking you guys are all hackers and badass >now I realize you are all a bunch of f------ 5.6 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 774692704 24 min. ago >>774692608 (OP) >welcome home you gay bitch 1 REPLY

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Anon is abused. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)02:50:40 No.873197796 >Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie >We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields >My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse >Says it's bred from some old bloke's 4 KB PNG prize stallion >Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit f----- up like that. I, being a countryside f--, liked horses and riding them >Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f------ horse then we will beat the living s--- out of you" >They meant it, they'd done it before >Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found >Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me >Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse >Get bored and climb inside the tire >Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) >Can't stop. >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me >They see me rollin' >They hatin' >Patrolling >Trying to catch me riding Dirty

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Anon's Hell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)08:28:33 No.763505173 My life f------ sucks and I'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because l'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical a------ who constantly mocks me and 253 KB PNG will one day do something f------ amazing with his life >boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse >Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent >All we ever do is dumb s--- >keep failing my driver's license so I can't kill| myself that way,or drive off and never look back >The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea

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Anon goes on a field trip | /r/Greentext

No.772995598 06/30/18(Sat)05:29:45 R14kkDj.jpg JPG 35.1 KiB 657x527 >be me >be in 5th grade >class is planning field trip, need money >everyone needs to bring 20 dollars >go home, ask mom for 30 dollars so I can have 10 dollars extra for myself >mom doesn't believe me, goes to friend's house who lives on the same street >ohshit.gif >comes back angry, saying I need to pay more attention in class meetings >tfw I found out my friend told his parents that he needed 50 dollars

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Anon dislikes Germans. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ihbJeRXL ) I 02/23/22(Wed)03:16:16 No.362594484 >starts ww1 >starts ww2 >creates the eu >cut off nuclear energy in the middle of energy crisis >cut off gas pipeline in the middle of energy crisis Why is this race so destructive 77 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: x2EFxpES ) 02/23/22(Wed)03:19:19 No.362594718 >>362594484 (OP). They also invented communism and organized the first communist Revolution

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Americans do celebratory conga | /r/Greentext

At least 17 dead in US school shooting US & CANADA 1518715783500.jpg 583 KB JPG >be american >17 people die >American students do a celebratory conga

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