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Anonymous (ID: aoqajAYf ) Humans should skip Mars for Pr(...) 02/23/22(Wed)07:04:48 No.362611822 >Same size as earth >nearly identical gravity ~1.05x g's >Liveable temperatures over 180 million square kilometres of land 0-30 Celcius >Has a breathable atmosphere frozen out onto the night side (primarily water radiolysis produced oxygen ice) that 1.46 MB GIF can be released with one small solar mirror. >Close to two other star systems >Can get there in 20 years or so using 60's tech (Orion/ Daedalus) We should unironically skip Mars and Venus Anonymous (ID: ty8GB4jS ) E 02/23/22(Wed)07:10:20 No.362612326 >>362612134 If we're lucky, we can transport 20 people there and it will only take 8000 years

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: mz2oPOFe 01/16/17(Mon)18:36:57 No.107430086 Before internet >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet >l want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #

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: Anonymous 02/22/22(Tue)21:30:29 No.67541205 r/Cringetopia u/musicisntforme · 1h · i.redd.it S 1 Award I found this is at a local store. EXCLI ANTIRACIST 7D356274-5D7F-497D-9A4F-6F4804317C43.jpg 662 KB JPG >be local shopper >in a local family owned business >shopping for children's books >you see a wild incel looking at a book cover contemptuously >he brings out his phone and takes a perfect picture of the book >waddles away mumbling about how he's gonna get a lot of karma when he posts the picture on r/cringetopia

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Anon experiences second hand embarrassment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)00:02:24 No.873217327 >be me, going about the city like I usually do >standing in line for the subway, there's two brown dudes in front of me talking in a language I don't recognise >one of them is like 30 years older than the other, other than that they look so similar 74 KB JPG I'm gonna guess they're father and son >they get to the ticket machine thing, the younger guy starts struggling with it while the other one doesn't help, just talks angrily >l got places to be so I step in and help them >the younger man smiles and nods "Thank you, sorry. My first day in America!" >l was about to say it's literally nothing, but the old dude glares at him and interrupts with an even stronger accent "You been here three years." >younger dude turns liquid from the shame, grabs their tickets and slithers away across the floors, with the old dude behind him >talking in their own language again as they go dude why'd you have to call your man out IN ENGLISH. : Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)00:03:40 No.873217396 >>873217327 (OP) # Dad wasn't taking no s--- lol

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Anon is a gay bitch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 774692608 25 min. ago > 10 years ago I was afraid to post here thinking you guys are all hackers and badass >now I realize you are all a bunch of f------ 5.6 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 774692704 24 min. ago >>774692608 (OP) >welcome home you gay bitch 1 REPLY

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Anon is abused. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/22(Wed)02:50:40 No.873197796 >Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie >We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields >My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse >Says it's bred from some old bloke's 4 KB PNG prize stallion >Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit f----- up like that. I, being a countryside f--, liked horses and riding them >Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f------ horse then we will beat the living s--- out of you" >They meant it, they'd done it before >Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found >Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me >Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse >Get bored and climb inside the tire >Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) >Can't stop. >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me >They see me rollin' >They hatin' >Patrolling >Trying to catch me riding Dirty

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: Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)08:28:33 No.763505173 My life f------ sucks and I'm seriously considering suicide >live in small town >work in fast food because l'm still trying to graduate >coworker is a cynical a------ who constantly mocks me and 253 KB PNG will one day do something f------ amazing with his life >boss pays less than minimum wage and I barely get paid and he uses the "tip" excuse >Only friend is actually low functioning autistic and gets paid off by parents to pay rent >All we ever do is dumb s--- >keep failing my driver's license so I can't kill| myself that way,or drive off and never look back >The worst part is... I live in a pineapple under the sea

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Anon goes on a field trip | /r/Greentext

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Anon dislikes Germans. | /r/Greentext

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