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: Anonymous 01/22/18(Mon)21:43:33 No.757674276 I wanna kill myself /b/. > Be me > Be 16 > Be short, fat and ugly > D--- barely reaches 2 inches your pubes are basically longer than your 99 KB JPG d--- > Have a 14 year old sister, that is being a bitch > Most popular grill at school, has a chaddy boyfriend who is also 14 > One day be jerking off in your bedroom > Sis comes inside > Looks at me and slowly goes out > Later that day I get a message from her > Says: "Ya call that a d---? I'll show you a real one" > Following a picture of her boyfriend in the mirror with his d--- out > It's like 8 inches The next day, she brought him to our home. I came from school earlier so I didn't knew he was coming. > Be jerking off again > Headphones on so can't hear anything > In the meantime sis and chad came home > Didn't hear them coming > They burst into the room > Chad whips his d--- out and puts it on my shoulder > Just stare at his c--- One of his ancestors must have been a horse > Whack it the whole time > My sis makes a vid and sends them to almost everybody in school It happened a month ago, and I didn't came out of my room since. I piss in bottles and empty them out of the window. I eat chips and drink coke that I had stashed in my room but my stock is almost used up. What do I need to kill myself /b/? Pic unrelated

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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