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: Anonymous Weird Greentext Stories 11/02/21(Tue)14:29:58 No.65997947 Snape.png 323 KB PNG > Potter, interesting seeing you out of bed > I hope it's not for anything... nefarious > You see Potter, someone has been stealing the ingredients for Polyjuice Potion > But I've heard this song before, "But professor! It wasn't me! I would never transform into a girl and masturbate to find out how it feels!" > When I was a student, I felt the same urge Potter. It's powerful and overwhelming. > Did I ever tell you the time that I stole your mother's hair from her brush? No? I became adept at stealing and potions for this precise reason Potter. To transform into your mother and pleasure myself. Repeatedly. > There is a mirror or was I should say, I can't seem to find it now, that shows you your deepest desires. I would transform into your mother and watch myself make love to her while your father was bound to a chair, helpless to break free > These were the best orgasms of my life Potter > For years this went on > But one day, something went wrong... or should I say so so right > Before I could get to the mirror your father found me in the halls > Thinking me to be your mother, he fondled me relentlessly until I came so hard I nearly blacked out > It was good, Potter, very good > Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest > But you know, of course, that Polyjuice potion doesn't change your voice. Yet your father never suspected a thing for I never spoke or uttered a single sound. He smiled at me, at ME Potter, and said I was learning. > Oh I learned. I learned to never drink Polyjuice Potion ever again. > Not because I feared that this event with your father would happen again, but because I feared I would want it to happen again. That I would seek out your father and need it to happen again. > Polyjuice Potion and its ingredients are restricted for a reason, Potter. The very recipe is under lock and key. > So keep this reason in mind, won't you? > Now head back to your room Potter

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