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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Gravitational pull | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)13:41:37 No.65896306 LADIES, IT'S OFFICIALLY >walking around campus >see discord admin (pic related but with long hair and facial hair) walking side by side with a 7/10 qt >l am now one day closer to offing myself BIG BOY SEASON, GET YOU ONE. Kappit com 324 KВ PNG I dont get it bros. Does he have a great personality? Does she have a thing for fatties? | guess im not mad but just confused. Anyone else have these kinds of experiences, or am I just shallow?

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Dinosaur juniors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)08:40:35 No.65906654 >neighbors suddenly have chickens >chickens make chicken noises >for some reason, this warms my heart >get woken up by chickens doing the funny chicken sounds and 231 KB JPG there's suddenly a smile on my face >exit my house to do some exercise and see the chickens in the neighbors' backyard >instantly feel great >not even sure if it's legal for them to own chickens, but I'm not going to complain >just feel really f------ happy whenever I hear them make their silly sounds Thanks chickens

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Anon don't like his height | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)22:48:24 No.865534232 >Be me >5'5 male >Wake up >Open Discord >Someone mentions your height >Everyone is suddenly online >Get bullied over your height by 53 KB JPG everyone >Day over, go back to sleep m-----

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Ritual sacrifice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)01:51:04 No.65904046 >25 >get 17 year old girlfriend (legal in my state) >decide to go out and put aside my pride >treat her like my queen 31 KB JPG >always checking on her and telling her I love her >she starts returning the gestures >calls me every night before she goes to sleep >calls me in the morning to tell me she loves me >has started talking about kids and when we'll start a family >she was planning on going to an out of state university >now she's staying here >her parents are against our relationship >say I'm ruining her future >her dad has told me if he sees me around he'll kick my ass >still we push through all obstacles >madly in love I always thought simping was a big no no, but it has taken me so far with her, I love her so much, I wouldn't mind working 3 jobs if she wants to have my kids and be a stay home mom, f---.

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Anon thinks he’s the Driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)03:01:42 No.116609807 >2011 >Watched Drive like once >try to act like the driver >no money for jacket >my lobster sweatshirt will suffice 966 KB GIF >wear it backwards so it matches the scorpion on the back >get invited to party by some acquaintances >this is my time to shine >girl stand next to me >she tries to make small talk >"So what do you do for fun?" >I wait three seconds >"I drive" >Really? You think you can take me home? My friend is being a bitch." >Panic I biked here >"alright" >randomly grab a pair of keys in the bowl near the entrance >we're in the car >I turn it on, put it in reverse >accidentally slam on the pedal >we jut forward, turns out it was drive >we slam into the garage door >her head slams into the dashboard shes bleeding and silent >people come pouring out of the house >"What the f---?!" >I stay still like Ryan Gosling at the end of the movie >"I think Anon and Jenna are dead! Lets call the ambulance" >Wait til there is only a couple people out watching for emergency vehicles >unbuckle myself, run, and hop on my bike and drive away >Real human bean

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Anon and teacher discuss peni | /r/Greentext

>17 >junior english class >reading sound and the fury >entire class is sleep-deprived and mentally destroyed >finished quentin the night before >discussing it 63 KB JPG >everyone's clearly out of it >teacher starts prodding us a bit >"well of course quentin is attracted to his sister" >we pretty much all get that >"and he's clearly impotent, like him dropping the gun" >a bit more confused noW >"and the knife is obviously a penis• >everyone jerks awake >just looking at the teacher in awe >half the class is making a visible expression like "oh s---...it was?" >class basically descends into anarchy for the day as the teacher just explains that everything is a penis great moment.

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The apple did not fall from the tree. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/06/20(Sun)23:47:41 No.835565196 >be me 15 Today >With 38 yr old dad cleaning out our garage and fixing wiring >"Anon hold this toolbox i'm gonna move some of these boxes so we can get to the crawlspace" 68 KB PNG >whatever >put down tool box somewhere and check my phone >"Alright anon hand me the Smaller ratchet" >brain at 967 ping > suddenly don't remember where i put the toolbox >"Where the hell did you put it?!?" >Loading confusedpanic.exe >"i dont know dad theyre gone i cant find them" >"WELL IT DIDNT JUST NOCLIP THROUGH THE F------ GROUND ANON FIND IT" >whatthefuckdidyousay.png >We're both looking at each other awkwardly knowing what he just said >he embarrassingly storms off into the house >dad is apparently also a beta gamer cuck >like father like son

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Who would win in a fight, a trillion lions or the Sun? | /r/Greentext

SCIENCE & TECH 19 JANUARY 2015 Who would win in a fight, a trillion lions or the Sun? Anonymous 01/23/15(Fri)11:06:33 No.594257065 ► >one trillion lions >each of them is around 10 feet long >that's 10,000,000,000,000 feet of lion >Sun is 93,000,000 miles away from Earth >93,000,000 miles = 491,040,000,000 feet >10,000,000,000,000 is greater than 491,040,000,000 >lions stand on each others' shoulders and create ladder to the sun >unscrew the lightbulb >lions win And you didn't even have to use all of the lions.

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Cider store rules | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 45991336 35 perccel ezelőtt ... >be me >24yo femanon >qt 17yo boys outside tesco ask me to buy them cider >hatch plan >walk into tesco and grab the cider >approach qt employee >explain that i saw my abusive bf outside >"don't worry, you can leave through the back door" >thank him 67,4 kB JPG >pay for the cider with the teenagers' money >leave out back door >drink the cider by the canal and browse 4chan on a local cafe's wifi >mfw 3 REPLIES 2 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon goes to University of Melbourne | /r/Greentext

Be me ID: Ybtk8RQv No.187820144 14 hours ago the-falling-man.jpg JPG 204.6 KiB 1296x730 Australia >Attend orientation day at University >Get handed orientation pack full of goodies >Thank person and go home >Open bag >Find condoms >Find lube >Find latex f------ gloves >Find a f------ plastic sheet?! >Read instructions: sheet is for licking vag I don't know exactly why but this bothers me on so many levels. Maybe because I am going there to improve my mind and they are assuming I will be engaging in degeneracy. Maybe because treating your partner like a class 4 biological hazard defeats the purpose of intimacy? Maybe because they have the temerity to assume fisting and muff diving are standard courtship activities? What the f--- has my sex life got to do with this institution?How do we fix higher education and take it back from these degenerate assholes? 20 replies ID: hk02Ka6R No.187820216 14 hours ago Canada The gloves are for fisting her a------ btw. 1 reply

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Agent 47 kills | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/21(Fri)13:05:09 No.575398370 >Welcome to New Mexico, 47. Your target, renowned kinomatographer Halyna Hutchins, can be found on set preparing the daily shoot for the day. With famous actor Alec Baldwin at the helm of production, you should expect a heightened and more observant security presence, but certainly nothing you haven't handled before. Good luck, 41 KB JPG 47. >THAT... is Halyna Hutchins, acclaimed director of photography, and covert operative for Providence. Stay sharp, 47. >Choosing a prop gun to incriminate the lead actor? Interesting choice as always, 47. Alas, I dare say a premature retirement for both parties is in order. >The target is down, and not even by your own hand! Excellent work, 47. The money is being transferred now, it's time to make your exit... stage left.

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Anon starved to death | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/16/18(Sun)19:14:54 No.49882816 >Wake up late past noon as usual >Mom is on phone and cleaning >Take shower >Put chicken nuggies and fries into toaster oven >Fire it up and 11 mins till they are done >Hears mom go to door and open it >She invited some of her friends 16 KB JPG >ohshit.png >Retreat to room >Waiting in room for them to leave but it won't be for at least 2+ hours >Nuggies and fries are going to be cold by the time they leave >I should have just microwaved my food and eat soggy nuggies and fries >Going to starve in my room until they leave

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