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: Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)17:20:23 No.863522795 >Picking up b0oze for a small party >See's this hat also being sold >Thinks the hat is funny >Thinks everyone will despise me if I show up wearing a moronic, gas station hat. 50 KB JPG >kek >The image of their disgusted faces is mildly humorous in my mind. >Mildly humorous enough for me to buy this five- dollar gas station hat. >l buy the f------ hat >"This is gonna be funny" >Laughing to myself while driving over >Going to argue in favor of the hat when it starts getting insulted >Going to act surprised when they s--- on the hat >"What do you mean? This is a dapper hat, I tell you! >Parks car >Puts on the hat, examining it in the rearview mirror >It's been eight minutes since fate bequeathed this hat upon me >Walking through the parking lot, trying to find the s----- apartment this party was taking place >Chuckling about the hat I wear on my head, no longer being the bland baseball cap I wore >Finds the apartment >Knocks on the door >Position my face in front of the peephole, hiding the hat >Hears footsteps >I continue to chuckle quietly >"It's about to happen" >The melody of footsteps has reached it's crescendo. He arrived at his destination >I straighten my face, as to not laugh >I can see him through the peephole, moving around >That grotesque wheel beneath me turns >The harmony of tumblers within the lock, moving all at once, releasing the door >Music to my ears >Anticipation for this mildly humorous joke is weighing down on this ironic facade >l almost laugh >Straighten myself out when I hear the knob turn >The door moves >I recline my invasive posture. Now strutting one of feign bravado >This impersonal visage I carry with me morphs into a s----eating grin >The door no longer obstructs the presence of my friend >Eye contact is made before the door finishes it's beaten path >"Hey Anon. Nice hat" >They like the f------ hat >They say I wear it well >Party is awesome >F---, I'm starting to love this gas station hat >l've been wearing this s--- hat for two years

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