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: Anonymous (ID: CsVAyXgp ) Supressing Powerlevel 09/21/21(Tue)03:08:10 No.340151643 >working tonight at my wageslave job >get told I'm helping them close lobby tonight, usually work kitchen >have no idea what I'm doing so I have to follow this black girl around and have her 4 СHAN Aplace where friends meet show me 82 KB JPG >shes cute, asked for my insta, snap before ect >about an hour in she asks me >"hey anon, wanna know a cool fact?" >"uhh, sure" >"what's George Floyds favorite color?" >l freeze, my mind racing and trying to suppress my autism to tell if she is actually being serious >"neon black!" >I look at her >whispers *get it? knee-on-black?" >she kicks me with her knee >l'm so caught off guard I blurt out laughing >We laugh for a few, tell her that was a pretty good one >Later after work she offers to give me a ride home (I usually walk to work, about a 30 min walk) >l say "I thought you didn't have a car?" >"I'm using my brothers, he got too many DUls and got his license taken away" >Fair enough >Agree, she takes me home >We roll up and she asks me how I decorate my room >"oh nothing crazy, just a few posters of bands from highschool, a few horror movie posters, ect >"I'd love to see it" >We roll up to my place >"Maybe another time, thanks for the ride" >She looks at me like she wants to say something but I get out and shut the door >She sits outside in my driveway for a couple of minutes before leaving Did I do good bros?

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