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: Anonymous (ID: CsVAyXgp ) Supressing Powerlevel 09/21/21(Tue)03:08:10 No.340151643 >working tonight at my wageslave job >get told I'm helping them close lobby tonight, usually work kitchen >have no idea what I'm doing so I have to follow this black girl around and have her 4 СHAN Aplace where friends meet show me 82 KB JPG >shes cute, asked for my insta, snap before ect >about an hour in she asks me >"hey anon, wanna know a cool fact?" >"uhh, sure" >"what's George Floyds favorite color?" >l freeze, my mind racing and trying to suppress my autism to tell if she is actually being serious >"neon black!" >I look at her >whispers *get it? knee-on-black?" >she kicks me with her knee >l'm so caught off guard I blurt out laughing >We laugh for a few, tell her that was a pretty good one >Later after work she offers to give me a ride home (I usually walk to work, about a 30 min walk) >l say "I thought you didn't have a car?" >"I'm using my brothers, he got too many DUls and got his license taken away" >Fair enough >Agree, she takes me home >We roll up and she asks me how I decorate my room >"oh nothing crazy, just a few posters of bands from highschool, a few horror movie posters, ect >"I'd love to see it" >We roll up to my place >"Maybe another time, thanks for the ride" >She looks at me like she wants to say something but I get out and shut the door >She sits outside in my driveway for a couple of minutes before leaving Did I do good bros?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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