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Do you know the original Chad? | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
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![File: mfw.jpg (54 KB, 1125x1107) Anonymous 09/19/21(Sun)21:10:18 No.65447518 [Reply] >>65447564 >be me in 3rd grade >about to take math test >decide to attempt to fart as loud as I can >absolutely rip ass >feel s--- in pants >ohshit.jpg >teacher sniffed me out after about 15 minutes >sends me to school nurse >school nurse calls mom to bring me a new pair of pants >get new pants and go into bathroom to change >put new pants on top of toilet paper dispenser while I take off old pants >new pants slide off of TP dispenser into the f------ toilet >panic.jpg >put s----- pants back on >tell nurse what happened](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/204/953/e9f.png "Anon has an accident | /r/Greentext")
![File: 861.jpg (55 KB, 991x672) Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)18:10:53 No.65454293 [Reply] ► Any other rich robots here? >be me, 27, virgin >make 300k a year >work 70hrs a week >grew up poor >wanted to make money as a child so I could "raise a family" >starting to realise there might not be a family to raise I thought money was supposed to make dating easy but I'm literally still a loser who gets 0 action What do I do fellow robots 500](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/204/863/5ec.png "Anon wants a family | /r/Greentext")
![File (hide): 1ce664e2da12cb6..png (56.32 KB, 750x950, 15:19. skeleton german wojak by p.png) (h) (u. [-) ► Anonymous (You) 09/20/21 (Mon) 21:53:32 No.62924 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] >be me, 19 year old femanon >become exchange student, and go to the US >host family is nice >their son, lets call him Dave, is cute >ffw 3 months >son celebrates birthday, he turns 18 >he was eyeballing me the whole time >think that he might have a shot at me, if he tries it >we get completely wasted, his parents go to sleep, we move to their party shed >some people leave early, we are left with his "core" group of 5 friends. >l become topic of the conversation >they ask many questions about my homeland >"We already know most germans are still Nazis, why are you like this?" >"You do not really have freedom there, must be nice to experience the Us, right?" >"I heard age of consent in germany is 14, why are most of your men pedophiles?" >S--- went on like that for almost 20 minutes, while I tried to explain stuff to them with my heavy german accent >Get ridiculed, and mocked, they wont even listen, even Dave joins in >Go outside in tears >Some times passes >Dave comes to me >Wraps his arm around my back, and tells me that it's alright, that it was all just fun and games >I smell his alcoholic breath, instantly disgusted >He tries to close in for a kiss, I push him away >He grabs my neck and tells me that I shouldn't play hard to get, he knows that german women like it rough >Scream at the top of my lungs for help >His father comes outside, only wearing underwear >Asks what happened >Point at his son, tell him that he tried to force himself upon me >Father completely flips, and gives his son a clean uppercut >Instant knockout >Comforts me, takes me inside, his wife listens in shock as I explained everything that happened >Can't believe what I just told her >They tell me that they he will not get away easy, and that they will get the police involved](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/204/827/faf.png "Superior Nation. | /r/Greentext")
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