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O Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)12:30:56 No.863470314 >>803470970 Pisskid: Origins >2008, doing SATS (standardized tests for college admissions) at high school. >In a room with 30 other students for 4 hours. >2 hours into the test: I'm laser focused. >Just want to get this s--- over with. >Suddenly, hear a noise which breaks my concentration; it's water hitting the tile floor from nearby. >Turn to my right, cant discern where this noise is coming from. >Sounds like someone is pouring out a water bottle onto the tile. >See others looking around too, but can't talk due to test rules. >Then I see it. Water is pouring out of the chair of a student in the row next to me. >ThatsNotWater.jpg >This guy is literally shaking, staring at his test, actively pissing his pants. He's having a mental breakdown 4' away from me. >Slowly an awareness of what is occuring builds throughout the room. >Not allowed to talk, everyone just exchanging shocked looks. >Turn around to look at a friend sitting behind me. >Bro just mouths "what the f---!?" at me. >Everyone staring in disbelief. >Pee just pouring out of the chair onto the floor. >Pissboy becomes aware that the entire room is staring at him. Doesnt seem to have even realized he p----- himself. >The guy puts his head on the desk, and sobs into his hands. >The proctor is a crusty old bitch, hears people start to whisper, literally tells the class to shut the f--- up. Does nothing else. >Stunned, no one knows what to do. All of us go back to taking the test. >For about an hour until the next break, everyone does their best to focus on their tests while the room reeks of piss. >Kids are gagging. My eyes are watering. >Urine Youth just cries, face down on the desk, and sits marinating in his own piss the entire time. >Mercifully, the break comes, and we all run out of the room to the lobby. >When we return he is gone, and the piss is cleaned up. But the smell remains. >Legend of the Pisskid is born: Entire school of 1600 kids knows before long. >Honestly did pretty well on my SAT.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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