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: Anonymous 09/12/19(Thu)06:37:54 No.80937300S How I almost hacked borderlands 3 preload > be me > have bl3 pre loaded on console > day before launch, cant sleep .can't wait 346 KB JPG Geniusidea.exe > spring out of bed > grab controller > manually roll forward date on console to 9/13 BI3.exe > still won't start Almost famous

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)08:04:32 No.67418563 口D -----=-jpg| 753 KB JPG When Americans start screeching about "Muh Tinananmen Square" show them this picture and ask them if they know what this is. 99% chance they won't know 34 Replies / 7 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)22:28:42 No.67412017 >befriend girl, ask her out PAIN >"sorry anon, you're nice but I'm not into you, lets be friends" >befriend another girl, ask her out >"sorry anon, I have a boyfriend" >befriend another girl, ask her out >"sorry anon, I'm not really interested" (also she immediately leaves the 63 KB JPG country) >new year new me, I'm gonna work things out >befriend another girl, meet up over new year, get involved with her friend group, ask her out >"sorry anon l'm gay" The only person to ever kiss me was my gay childhood friend

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I think this is appropriate | /r/Greentext

>>6214437 (OP) >Eating sandwich at beach >Skipping stones >Watching the sunset and thinking about life >Throw sandwich into ocean >Bite rock people saw one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i sawhim dying inside after realizing what had just happened 354,984 notes What is this, a crossover episode?

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Anons flex his slaviness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/20/17(Mon)17:52:54 No.74313106 >bawww Slavs are being racis! WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT F----- KURWA? >muh white privile- I'M A SLAV BITCH, THAT S--- DON'T WORK ON ME >muh coloniza- 896 KB PNG I'M A SLAV BITCH, NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY OR MONEY TO COLONIZE YOUR SHITSKIN CONTINENT >muh black slaver- I'M A SLAV BITCH, LOOK AT THE NAME, AND THEN LOOK AT MY FIST GOING INTO YOUR FACE >y-y-you'll go to priso- I ALREADY LIVE IN ONE >>74313147 # >>74313162 # >>74313431 # >>74313786 # >>74316878 # >>74317656 # >>74317882 # >>74317945 # >>74318262 # : Anonymous E 02/20/17(Mon)17:56:06 No.74313147 >>74313106 # w-- i love slavs now

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Anon talks to his neighbor’s cat | /r/Greentext

女如 B6FOED22-1851-4A0C-921E-FFF2E8DBC242.png 238 KB PNG >walking down sidewalk >cat in neighbors window >meow at it >it meows back >12:45 AM >still happy about it How was your day anons

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Anon is cute and valid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: N2AX/JLi ) 02/13/22(Sun)11:00:26 No.360962694 You get to travel back in time to meet your past self at 12 years old. You've only got 10 minutes. KAN WATTE 390 KB JPG What do you do/say? : Anonymous (ID: aseRcWCU )E 02/13/22(Sun)11:01:11 No.360962752 >>360962694 (OP) # bite the pillow, i'm going in dry >360963038 # >>360963309 # >>360963323 # >>360963481 # >>360964579 #

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anon is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)22:46:48 No.872646578 What's the most controversial opinion you have >Convicted r----- should be neutered 866 KB GIF

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Anon went to the zoo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoO >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams 244 KB PNG "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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: Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)21:41:54 No.872640148 >be me >unfathomably rich scientist >invent new military grade machine >try to use it to rule over a county >weird ass teal duck bursts into 75 KB PNG lab gRrrRrrRrr >h-------- the duck knows kung fu >the little f----- destroys my multimillion dollar machine Curse you perry the platypus

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Anon has something to say about the half time show | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)20:46:03 No.872637242 >be me, eminem >at superbowl halftime show >look around "w-- theres only black people up here" >even all the dancers are black or mixed >mfw I'm not black enough to say the n- word but I'm black enough to be the only white person on stage 167 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)20:47:22 No.872637310 I knew 4chan had something to say about this kek

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The apple dosent fall far from the tree | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/20(Sat)21:02:27 No.56535266 >talking to my dad about my depression >explaining passive suicidality >"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming straight at me I probably wouldn't get out of the way" >his reply 93 KB JPG >his f------ reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw

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