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File: image.jpg (265 KB, 1300x957) I am , a holy man Anonymous 06/08/18(Fri)02:17:34 No.45968757 >be me >be priest >get paid to cast out demons >make loads of cash , life is pretty good >one day I get a call >some kid has been possessed , and the parents want me to save him >easy money >l park in their driveway >burst out the front door Tre "Where is the child" >parents begin to explain situation > some boring s--- about atheisim >follow them into the kids room >see kid on floor eyes rolled back and spazzing out >pretty usual stuff >tell the parents in a cool tone "You might not wanna see this next part" >parents leave me to my buisness >l walk over to him >i squat next to him >l pull out my gold encrested vape pen >i load the 10 karat bad boy with holy water >l breath in the sweet taste of Jesus flavored vapor , then exhale the cleansing mist of gods holy vape into the boys face >he breaths it in >his spasms cease >he is enlightened in the way of vape nation >he breaths with new lungs >Lungs full of Goď's own vape >l walk out >parents thank me >get paid 10 grand >hop back in my Lamborghini and drive back home >vape the rest of my night away I am a holy man

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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