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: Anonymous Anti-mires thread 09/16/21(Thu)21:32:20 No.63536781 >be me jogging in the park >see two girls playing baseball (not really playing, just one girl throwing the ball and the other batting it) >decide to ignore my autism for a moment and approach them, what's the worst thing that could happen? (spoiler I get mogged) 98 KB JPG >say some s--- like "you girls look strong" cringe but that was the first thing I come out with >they start saying things like "Yea we are from this club yada yada bla bla bla" >one girl was touching my back and said it was huge (small mire far outweighed by the anti mire) >told them that I've never played baseball before >they borrow me the bat to see how far I can send the ball >"wow anon that's very good for your first try" >now I throw the ball to her and she bats it like three times further than me >tfw just got mogged hard by some girls >told them that I needed to go for an important appointment >they probably thought I was a pathetic incel who gets beat by women >goes home and post my autism story on /fit/ brehs I don't feel so good..

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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