Anon remembers a videogame | /r/Greentext
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![O Anonymous 09/17/21(Fri)17:01:01 No.863256783 [Reply] college student, just got dorm to myself: >be me, freshman >move into first dorm with some regular guy as dorm mate >he is a straight arrow: stays up studying all night, absolutely refuses to drink/smoke, also got mad at me for hanging out with my friend in the dorm >i come back drunk sometimes and he is an a------ about it >always telling me i'm killing myself and acts as if he is better than me >i f------ hate him >ask administration if i can move to another room >she says no >only in rare cases does this happen >guy also gets up to use the bathroom at night constantly >always turns on bright white light >as a result i always wake up >tired of living with this retard >get idea >immediately order on amazon >2 days later it arrives >my saving grace >a bedpan, like something from the 1800s >started waiting until late, taking out my bedpan and s-------+pissing in it >do this every night >he is enraged >says i'm an a------ and i have issues >don't care >after about a week of this the dorm supervisor comes and tells me i'm being moved >=D >i get there, he explains to me i will be alone for the rest of the year >old roommate told him what i had been doing >supervisor says since i paid i get to stay, but nobody wants to room with me >this was 3 days ago and i have a whole dorm room to myself i win josh. you f------ retard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/202/813/153.jpg "Anon has a dorm mate. | /r/Greentext")
