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Anon's Bizarre Adventure | /r/Greentext
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![- File: Screenshot 2023-07-19 132908.png (244 KB, 387x307) Ol k future w----?? Anonymous 07/19/23 (Wed)13:36:05 No.74086220 [Reply] >>74086943 >>74086992 >>74086239 >>74086244 >>74086270 >>74086287 >>74086310 >>74086374 >>74086444 >>74086477 >>74086559 >>74086806 >>74086819 >>74086895 >>74086917 >>74086929 >be teenage asian chick shut in > meet peds on map discord servers >one wants you to lose your virginity to older dude >too far to f--- you, finds guy twice your age an hour away >you talk and he likes what he sees, planning on meeting up for car sex >tomorrow > browse r9k and see trad wives being w----- I'm scared of being a disgusting w----, I only want to do this once and not w---- myself out. I'm not all that pretty so I'm not worth much past that, so future bf will probably leave. Can't be in relationship without mentioning it, feels wrong. Too late to cancel too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/625/603/f33.png "Anon gets groomed | /r/Greentext")
![- File: 99EB375C-44D8-411B-A17B-6(...).jpg (37 KB, 720x720) >be n----- >speak in ebonics >wear clown clothes >drop out of high school >shoplift >rob a gas station >get in fights with other n------ that lives near me that not only friendzoned me but straight up has a bf from another country that visits her twice a year Where am I meant to head toward anons? I'm giving up hope so badly that I'm considering to gaslight myself into becoming gay Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)13:14:11 No.74086083 ► >>74086056 >rob more gas stations >get caught Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)13:10:05 No.74086056 [Reply] >>74086083 >>74086100 >>74086103 >juvenile justice system involvement >out on probation >do lots of drugs >be me >be in middle school >no gf >decide to workout to get gf >start losing weight >middle school ends >"surely I'll get a gf in highschool!" >still workout >still no gf >finish highschool and enter college >"surely I'll find a gf in college. People are more social there anyways" >2 semesters in and no gf >"m-maybe by joining some clubs I might end up with a gf¹ >nope, no gf whatsoever. Just a bunch of people whom I now know by name but will never interact with truly >closest I've gotten to a gf is a fem"cel" that I added from soc >start dealing pot to help pay for own supply >drown in white p---- 24/7 while doing all of these things See OP? You did the wrong stuff to self-improve. This was what you needed to do.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/625/532/337.png "Anon struggles with girls | /r/Greentext")
