: Anonymous 07/01/21(Thu)19:57:39 No.858140985 NG票 an 564B193F-1275-4881-A8A2-C490A4C45585.jpg 34 KB JPG >Go to college party for first time ever >21 yo, 5'6 manlet >Know nobody there >See cute girl >Axiety intensifies >Decide to face my fears >Force self to march bravely forward to talk to her >Manage to start talking with her >Awkward as f--- but she actually seems interested >Think this might be the day to finally lose the old Vcard >Rival menlet confidently approaches her >Oh s--- he's like 5'8 and has a cute face >Charms her like a true chad >One chance at salvation is disappearing before eyes >Super saiyan rage builds inside body >Kicks chad manlet right between the legs >Feel nothing there >W--.jpg >Girl runs off in fear >He looks at me >I look at him >Ten minutes later we're f------ upstairs with his newly-unbound t--- in my face I don't know if I just became a man or a f-----

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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>High school >After gym/PE in change rooms >No windows and one door >Relatively tiny room too because small school >A relatively small room filled with the "popular kids" who bully me for literally no reason 25 KB JPG >ldea.jpg >Tactically stuff bag with Febreeze and zip ties pre tied and ready >7 cans in total >Leave class 5 mins early for "doctors appointment" >By the time the normies role in I'm already changed >Wait until the last one is in and a fair distance from the door >Grab all zip-ties at once in one hand >Pull tight and hurl live febreeze cans across the room >As I throw I hit the light switch and dash out the door >Chaos ensues >Jam chair against door and listen to the chaos >People yelling and coughing >Cans hissing >Can hear people running into things and falling over >Some kid broke his leg >Mfw no-one even saw it was me who threw them >Go get in my car and go to "doctors appointment" >Go home and play Black Ops 2 >Next day schools closed due to a "potential chemical attack"

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: Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)09:10:14 No.21023113 >transitioned a year ago >cis male friends treated me exactly the same as always >they were hanging out at my house one day >they were telling me about their bad luck with women 87 KB JPG W >told them I would happily sleep with them if they wanted to >they all told me I'm a weirdo and pretended they weren't interested >eventually all three of them approached me for some sexy stuff individually >did sexual things of varying degrees with all of them >now they all treat me like a girl and are extra delicate with me Sucking d--- is all it takes, huh?

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$4G+ 17:55 : Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)17:40:35 No.862283271 >Be me overweight, greasy, nerd, autist. Say "well actually ..." way too much >Good job, own home, no real friends, haven't had a girlfriend in 10 years. Lonely. 8 KB JPG > Working remotely, because COVID. Driving around because l'm bored and lonely. >Getting dangerously close to neckbeard territory. >See a dog a few times when l'm driving. Ignore it, probably somebody's dog got out. Finally realize that he's a stray. Filthy, skinny, doesn't look good man. >Decide to rescue him. He's cautious. Isn't sure if he trusts me. >Coax him into the car. Hopeforthebest.exe >Stop at store get dog food. He's super hungry. Eats really fast. Barfs and then shoots diarrhea all over my kitchen. >take him to the vet. He's got ticks, fleas, and a whole bunch of illnesses. Looks like he's been abused, scars and an old rib fracture. >Medicine, vet visit, special food, grooming, dog supplies, and microchip like $1,000. Vet said he wouldn't haven't lasted much longer on his own. >He's pretty shy. We hang out. Let him do his thing. He settles in. Starts to trust to me. Follows me around the house. >l walk him twice a day. I start to lose weight. >l teach him some tricks. He can give me a high five. >l'm losing weight, decide to do some other stuff. Get a haircut. Barber tells me to get an exfoliant for my face. Less greasy. >Walking the dog in the park. Girl says hi. Says the dog is cute. Asks me what his name is >I say his name is Jasper. Tell her that I named him after Jasper Tudor, a guy from British history. Internalcringe.exe >MFW she says that's cool. She likes history too. >Ask out for coffee. She doesn't ghost me. >We start dating. Dating makes me less awkward. She's chill, but calls me on it when I say "well actually >Take walks with Jasper together. He's healthy. Наpрy dog. >Relationship with GF is great, said that I love her. She said it back. >Feels good man : Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)17:48:30 No.862283605 Nice man, I love hearing stuff like this. I'm genuinely happy for you! As a Welshman I approve of the doggos name! : Anonymous 09/02/21(Thu)17:51:29 No.862283731 >>862283271(OP) # Hanpy to hear this anon!$

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