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File: hackerman.jpg (68 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 11/25/22(Fri)21:53:22 No.619268069 >Custom-built PC >Use a third-party operating system >VPN service, the best quality available >search using DuckDuckGo >Avoid big-named torrent sites >Direct Torrents Only >Download onto USB >Download USB content to separate computer Finally, time to play Super Monkey ball 2

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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anon is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Does she want to f---? 155 KB PNG 02/17/23(Fri)02:19:36 No.69985710 >talk to random girl in an elevator at work like a month ago >We always say hi after we pass by eachother afterwards >Show up drunk yesterday >We start talking and the conversation leads to me saying tell me something interesting >My boyfriend of 8 years was actually cheating on me since day 1 >What about you >Obviously she probably didn't and doesn't believe me but I state that I've killed people before >Practically no response >On my way out she says hi and gives me a bro handshake I'm confused. Does she like me? Anonymous Anonymous Yeah dude. Bitches love killers. Slay that p---, king. : Anonymous >>69985710 (OP) # How'd you kill someone 02/17/23(Fri)02:21:03 No.69985721 02/17/23(Fri)02:21:38 No.69985727 02/17/23(Fri)02:24:51 No.69985757 >"My boyfriend cheated on me, what's your secret" >"I've killed people" Absolutely based, intimidate women when given the chance : Anonymous >>69985710 (OP) # Next time try to one up her by a smaller margin and keep the manslaughter or murder in your backpocket for when u really need it. 02/17/23(Fri)03:51:47 No.69986499

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Anon love his mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/02/18(Sun)20:03:36 No.778848231 >be me >be with this girl >she kinda accepts me >even tho I'm a/b/eta >she let's me stay at her place >very comfy, smells good >I can play vidya too 66 KB JPG >she offers that she could make some food for me >hell f------ yes! >she even asks what would I eat >tendietime.wav >her tendies are the best >she cares for me I can feel it >I love my mum

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Do americans really act like USSR officials during Chernobyl disaster? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)05:19:26 No.4960483 >>4960488 >>4960513 >>4960878 >>4960934 >>4961041 >>4964304 >railroad workers throw strike specifically because of safety hazards like this >biden puts down union because muh economy >railways take home billions upon billions of dollars in profit >run skeleton crews and expect them to work double time with no rest, skimping on safety >train derails because of a worn out wheel bearing that would have easily been spotted had workers been able >the 5 cars that contained highly toxic vinyl chloride would have been classified as Highly Hazardous had regulations been passed about increased scrutiny regarding cars like that >Clean up crew decides that lighting it on fire was the best way to fix the issue >EPA and local regulators told people that it was safe to live there despite air being unbreathable, water being toxic and acidic as f---, and tons of live stock and marine life dying >toxic vinyl chloride decomposed to even more hazardous hydrochloric acid and phosgene >cops arrest journalists trying to report on it. >literally the worst ecological disaster in decades and the railway tries to donate a mere 25k to the town for ???

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Anon has a delusional gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 KB JPG 02/04/22(Fri)08:41:25 No.24324732 >failed male gf occasionally gets phases where she gets delusions about being a man and having sex with girls >always have to remind her that she's a girl now and won't be penetrating anyone in her life ever again >she keeps blabbering on about how she is going to be a total chad and c-- in girls raw >ask her how she is planning to f--- anyone with her tiny atrophied oversized clit >she says with a straight face that she has a c--- made to breed women while I'm looking at it in its little pink cage with a pink ribbon around it >casually dismiss her with a "uh huh" >she gets all pouty and says she means it this time and is going to be an alpha male >hold her down in a mating press and c-- inside her >keep going even though i've finished to make a point until she explodes her useless clear watery c-- all over her little breast buds >make her lick it off and make her tell me in her cutest girliest voice that she'll be a good girl from now on >she is sweet and submissive and feminine for a few months but the phases keep coming back How do I remind her of her place once and for all? I've already taken away her mechanical keyboards and nintendo switch and make her lick her estrogen off my c--- every night.

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anon messed up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 408 KB JPG 02/15/19(Fri)08:45:18 No.792708139 >be me >transgender >start hormones and start developing t--- >they are hairy as f--- >ask endocrinologist if it will ever stop >he says no and that i need laser >it costs a fortune Wat do /b/? 02/15/19(Fri)08:47:01 No.792708238 : Anonymous >try to spit in the face of God >Become genetic abomination Things seem to be taking their natural course OP

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anon differentiates how men and women work together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be men working together >initially theres some d--- measuring contests, but soon enough everyone find their place in the process and specialize in a role, the common goal and the dificulties you guys pass together strenght your bonds. Any disagreement is either resolved with discussions, or in the worst case an open confrontation that, when its over, its over dreomstime.com 02/11/23(Sat)23:35:53 No.72183404 23 KB JPG >be women working together >pretend to be super friendly and positive, as the days go by there are several cliques and backstabbing and gossiping. Little to no work is getting done, social concerns occupy most of the time, blame shifting and accusations are thown from one side to the next. Lots of unspoken stupid social rules that can predispose someone against you for a silly reason and catch 22 scenarios. Insinuations, blackmail, veiled threats and scheming abound, constant psychological warfare. Any productive person is either caught in this vortex or ostracized

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Anon is Gandhi | /r/Greentext

gAnDhl tHe gReAt >Be me >Dad is dying on his bed right beside me, dont give a f--- as I'm busy banging my wife >Slept with teenage chicks, one of them being my own grandniece (cuz why not) >Let my wife die of pneumonia, despite a cure available (but it was w*stern) 58 KB JPG >l contract malaria, cure myself with the same w*stern meds >More of a nuisance in the struggle of Indian independence >Get shot cuz I wanted to help a muslim enemy nation that was willing to bomb my country at any moment >Whole world knows and respects me

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Anon is lonely. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.78 MB PNG >im still alone 02/17/23(Fri)13:03:06 >hanging out with gf watching tv >she gets closer and hugs me >starts crying on my shoulders about how i saved her life >start crying in her arms about how much i love her >wake up No.72260889

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Anon is a genius | /r/Greentext

File: oliviacastaxx_1674593993092.jpg (134 KB, 1440x1800) Anonymous 02/17/23 (Fri)00:07:55 No.894483686 >>894483837 >>894484936 >go on meet-up subs >millions of guys and dozens of women >some couples seek woman for 3way >they're always successful >get idea >make my own post claiming to be a couple seeking a woman for 3way >get several eager replies >pick 2 I like best >tell them both my wife wants to role-play in a hotel room >2 female detectives "interrogate" male perp >tell them both to show up in character, no real names, just get down to business >both women think the other is my wife >hot 3way roleplay in hotel room with 2 strange women Tell me how nobody has ever done this before? It's literally flawless and I am a genius.

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anon's mom doesn't like rush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous RUSH 0900 02/15/23(Wed)19:43:44 No.72245001 315 KB PNG >be me (canadian) >in car with mom >put on some rush >she says she hates rush >ask why >"i don't know, i just hate them, and that voice too" this was more soul crushing than any breakup ive had

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Lifting will not get you bitches anon | /r/Greentext

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Anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

HA Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)18:26:46 No.627631520 >>627631748 >>627631806 >>627631875 >>627632083 >>627632086 >>627632280 >>627632314 >>627632413 >>627632504 >>627632681 >>627632693 >>627632749 >>627632854 >>627632973 >>627632990 >>627633310 >>627633441 >>627633607 >>627633643 >>627633919 >>627634469 >>627636076 How did he become more hot than Zelda? Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)18:28:55 No.627631734 >>627635920 he didn't you're just a massive f--

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