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O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)16:58:03 No.65061227 File: zoom in of wojak being sh(..).png (67 KB, 500x500) >>65061261 >>65061325 >>65062138 >decide to get a prostitute to lose virginity as I am 32 and it'll never happen otherwise >we are talking via email to arrange things >she says 'now let me know your DIRTIEST fetish and i'll try and help with it babe' >feel pressured to say something as I don't have a fetish really, but don't want to seem boring >'oh haha I wish I was bone marrow completely surrounded by the outer structure of the bone, I find that idea really sexy' >she messages back 'oh i'll see what i can do! that is weird babe' >we meet at the hotel >things going ok, i assume she forgot about the bone marrow thing >she kisses me and I hve a boner, ready to get down to sex >she smiles and says 'i have a surprise' >sneaks off into the bathroom >comes out >she is wearing a fancy dress costume of a comical bone, the sort of bone dogs eat in cartoons >hole cute around her vagina >'well Mr bone marrow... fill me up' >l feel really confused but go along with it because i told her to do this >try to have sex >the bone costume is making my skin itch >can't stay hard >eventually she just gives me a h------ and laughs 'sometimes boys get nervous' >cost 120 pound sterling

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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