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O Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)16:58:03 No.65061227 File: zoom in of wojak being sh(..).png (67 KB, 500x500) >>65061261 >>65061325 >>65062138 >decide to get a prostitute to lose virginity as I am 32 and it'll never happen otherwise >we are talking via email to arrange things >she says 'now let me know your DIRTIEST fetish and i'll try and help with it babe' >feel pressured to say something as I don't have a fetish really, but don't want to seem boring >'oh haha I wish I was bone marrow completely surrounded by the outer structure of the bone, I find that idea really sexy' >she messages back 'oh i'll see what i can do! that is weird babe' >we meet at the hotel >things going ok, i assume she forgot about the bone marrow thing >she kisses me and I hve a boner, ready to get down to sex >she smiles and says 'i have a surprise' >sneaks off into the bathroom >comes out >she is wearing a fancy dress costume of a comical bone, the sort of bone dogs eat in cartoons >hole cute around her vagina >'well Mr bone marrow... fill me up' >l feel really confused but go along with it because i told her to do this >try to have sex >the bone costume is making my skin itch >can't stay hard >eventually she just gives me a h------ and laughs 'sometimes boys get nervous' >cost 120 pound sterling

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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