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: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)13:29:38 No.65045947 >wake up >feel thirsty >walk downstairs >go to fridge for a drink >sip on water >front door opens suddenly >hear voices that arent my mother 67 KB JPG >oh f--- >trapped in the kitchen >no way to get back to bedroom without people seeing me >panic >f--- f--- f--- >just act natural >lean against kitchen counter and drink water waiting for them to come in like a super villain >girl walks in >daughter of my mothers friend >similar age >havent seen her in 7 years >"oh my god!" >she calls out to her mother >"look mom its anon!" >smile nervously trying to cover my face with water bottle >feels like a spotlight is being put on me in a crowd of thousands >can feel my hands shaking >heart beating out my chest >slowly walk towards the door attempting to get upstairs >drop water bottle by mistake >it hits the floor >rolls over to her feet >she picks it up and comes over to me >"wow anon, you have gotten so tall" >laugh nervously >"h-haha" >"what have you been up to?" >"h-haha uh y-yeah" >getting closer to stairs >fight or flight response triggers >immediately run upstairs for no reason >hear my mom speaking to her >"thats about all you're going to get out of him" >go to bedroom >shut door >hide under bedcovers

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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