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: Anonymous 03/02/18(Fri)13:52:56 No.20418100 >Be Zyglonian from Quadrant 458- 365 >Come across planet covered with sentient beings and what the archives call "Water" >Observe planet, learn about its inhabitants, they seem quite 57 KB JPG intelligent >Over time learn the language they call "English" and become quite fluent >Decide to travel down to said planet in one of the largest English speaking chunks of land >l decide to try and make my presence known only to a few to not disrupt their ecosystem >Land outside what these humans call a home >l enter through a window as to not arouse suspicion, hoping I can make contact with a human alone >As I walk to the second floor, I encounter a room with a man sleeping >l do my best to gently wake him in his own environment and not startle him >The man wakes up and looks at me, for the first time I am nervous, although I watched these creatures they are quite unpredictable. >The man sits up, and just looks at me, then opens his mouth and says >AYY LMAO >Confused I ask him to repeat himself >AYY LMAO WHATCHA GONNA DO PROBE MY A------ >l have no idea what he's referring to, he suddenly takes off his pants and shows me his anus and wiggles it around >YOU CAN'T RESIST BIG BOY CMON >Stand up, realize I've made a big mistake >Suddenly he jumps up and sits at his computer, loads a Mongolian Llama herding forum and starts frantically typing a story about how he "wanted to get pounded by an ayy but he was too gay to do it lol f----- >I try to speak to him yet he tells me "f--- off space n----- if you're not going to f--- my ass then go back to your s----- asexual home world" >Turn around and get in space ship, fly off realizing that there truly is no hope for this species This appears to be the forum he was posting on, I want to make it known to you humans that this is not an appropriate way to act. Here is an image of what you call a "sad frog" which seems to be quite popular here. View Thread

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 03/02/18(Fri)13:52:56 No.20418100 >Be Zyglonian from Quadrant 458- 365 >Come across planet covered with sentient beings and what the archives call "Water" >Observe planet, learn about its inhabitants, they seem quite 57 KB JPG intelligent >Over time learn the language they call "English" and become quite fluent >Decide to travel down to said planet in one of the largest English speaking chunks of land >l decide to try and make my presence known only to a few to not disrupt their ecosystem >Land outside what these humans call a home >l enter through a window as to not arouse suspicion, hoping I can make contact with a human alone >As I walk to the second floor, I encounter a room with a man sleeping >l do my best to gently wake him in his own environment and not startle him >The man wakes up and looks at me, for the first time I am nervous, although I watched these creatures they are quite unpredictable. >The man sits up, and just looks at me, then opens his mouth and says >AYY LMAO >Confused I ask him to repeat himself >AYY LMAO WHATCHA GONNA DO PROBE MY A------ >l have no idea what he's referring to, he suddenly takes off his pants and shows me his anus and wiggles it around >YOU CAN'T RESIST BIG BOY CMON >Stand up, realize I've made a big mistake >Suddenly he jumps up and sits at his computer, loads a Mongolian Llama herding forum and starts frantically typing a story about how he "wanted to get pounded by an ayy but he was too gay to do it lol f----- >I try to speak to him yet he tells me "f--- off space n----- if you're not going to f--- my ass then go back to your s----- asexual home world" >Turn around and get in space ship, fly off realizing that there truly is no hope for this species This appears to be the forum he was posting on, I want to make it known to you humans that this is not an appropriate way to act. Here is an image of what you call a "sad frog" which seems to be quite popular here. View Thread

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