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: Anonymous 03/02/18(Fri)13:52:56 No.20418100 >Be Zyglonian from Quadrant 458- 365 >Come across planet covered with sentient beings and what the archives call "Water" >Observe planet, learn about its inhabitants, they seem quite 57 KB JPG intelligent >Over time learn the language they call "English" and become quite fluent >Decide to travel down to said planet in one of the largest English speaking chunks of land >l decide to try and make my presence known only to a few to not disrupt their ecosystem >Land outside what these humans call a home >l enter through a window as to not arouse suspicion, hoping I can make contact with a human alone >As I walk to the second floor, I encounter a room with a man sleeping >l do my best to gently wake him in his own environment and not startle him >The man wakes up and looks at me, for the first time I am nervous, although I watched these creatures they are quite unpredictable. >The man sits up, and just looks at me, then opens his mouth and says >AYY LMAO >Confused I ask him to repeat himself >AYY LMAO WHATCHA GONNA DO PROBE MY A------ >l have no idea what he's referring to, he suddenly takes off his pants and shows me his anus and wiggles it around >YOU CAN'T RESIST BIG BOY CMON >Stand up, realize I've made a big mistake >Suddenly he jumps up and sits at his computer, loads a Mongolian Llama herding forum and starts frantically typing a story about how he "wanted to get pounded by an ayy but he was too gay to do it lol f----- >I try to speak to him yet he tells me "f--- off space n----- if you're not going to f--- my ass then go back to your s----- asexual home world" >Turn around and get in space ship, fly off realizing that there truly is no hope for this species This appears to be the forum he was posting on, I want to make it known to you humans that this is not an appropriate way to act. Here is an image of what you call a "sad frog" which seems to be quite popular here. View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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