Nobody Is As Ready For Pillowy Mounds Of Mashed Potatoes As Uncle Phil
'Thanksgiving Grandma' Plans To Reunite With Mistaken Friend For The 9th Year Since 2016
Blessed By The Gift Of Prophecy, This Headline By 'The Onion' Has Been An Inspiration For Schadenfreude Memes
People Are Joking About How Korean Mahwa 'The Ki Sisters' Is Like 'Baki For Women'
The Slang Term 'Degen' Has Become A Staple Of Meme And Crypto Culture Over The Past Few Years

: Anonymous Voldemort the Good 25 KB JPG 09/09/22 (Fri) 14:01:29 No.20965569 Tom Riddle literally did nothing wrong. >top grades at Hogwarts >>20976088 # >extremely well-read, the smartest student >chad, handsome, beloved by everyone, even the teachers. Girls and boys drool for him >secretly believes in restoring wizard blood purity >recruits enormous army to fight for wizard purity >killed by a half and his mud blood friends Justice for Voldemort. JK Rowling is extremely based : Anonymous >>20965569 (OP) # >chad, handsome, beloved by everyone, even the teachers. Girls and boys drool for him Already a villian in my book 09/09/22 (Fri) 14:06:25 No.20965589

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (943px x 1068px)

File size: 382 KB

: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

View All 43,939 Images

More:

Maybe Biden isn't so bad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 453zZj/v >Blatantly racist >Doesn't give a f--- >Makes abortion illegal >Causes WW3 09/27/22(Tue)16:15:24 No.397246556 8 Replies / 4 Images SEALN THE UNI Glasser-Biden-Address.png 1.99 MB PNG Uhhhh burgerbros you didn't tell me Biden was this f------ based View Thread

Pin

Britbong discusses French Inventions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 115 KB PNG 09/27/22(Tue)05:43:45 No.171465253 Anonymous [¹] >French fries were invented in Belgium >French press was invented by an Italian >French kissing was first described by Indians in ancients texts and the Kama Sutra >French toast originated from the Roman empire Are "French" people incapable of inventing anything themselves? >>171465706 # 09/27/22(Tue)05:44:37 No.171465280 >Britain was founded by the French

Pin

Anon flirts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/15(Sat)23:09:36 No.31975967 >>31976041 >>31976118 >>31976313 >>31976389 >usually buy my weekly groceries at the same store >there's this maybe 7-8/10, not perfect but cute cashier >she's always smiling at me and making small talk and s--- >finally realize she's not just being nice >she's mirin hard >gather all my courage and go to store again >buy my usual stuff and pick her line >she offers me the receipt >"how about you write your number on it?" >she blushes bright red, writes down a number >i smile and say i'll call her >I'm so euphoric i'm not thinking right >I don't usually hold on to receipts >i glance at the receipt, crumple it and toss it in the trash bin by the door in full view of her >panic and just walk out DEVILISH

Pin

Anon dates Japanese models | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)19:37:17 No.65381900 >look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate >type in their hashtags on instagram Is it tough as a Chubby Girl? >find loads of low self esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sexy fit pics and fishing for compliments >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T 96 KB JPG >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.

Pin

anon has the nut of his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Is this it? If you see this whilgenrolling You have been cisited by Pete knows is very tired and s peacefullend your life in you ep soon But only if you smotivate Tue)08:50:1 >Be me >Be 5 minutes ago >Have the best nut Ive ever had in my entire life, feeling of nutting drawn out over a solid 90 seconds of ecstasy, eyes rolled into the back of my head for like 30 >Not to nudes >Not to regular p--- (do not watch, it is for cucks) >Not with any woman >Not with my wild imagination >But to f------ Fortnite pov p--- Is this it? Should I just kill myself? How the f--- did I go from dropping bombs on cavemen in Afghanistan to this. 142 KB JPG 5730

Pin

The crackpot | /r/Greentext

File: happy pepe.jpg (305 KB, 1600x2000) TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA /crockpot/ Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)11:38:34 No.34956962 ► I'm thinking of buying a crockpot. Is it any good? I just want to cook frozen vegetables and chicken breast. Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)11:40:59 No.34956999 ► >>34957017 >> Crockpots are awesome. Put the ingredients in in the morning and it's ready to eat when you get home. Anonymous 11/18/15(Wed)11:42:04 No.34957017 ► >>34956999 (You) I never leave the house, but I get what you're saying.

Pin

Anon is a Sinophile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 81SGq7P2) 12/15/21 (Wed)13:54:13 No.352227367 >>352220227 # The entire history of China is >Ching dynasty established >Chong rebellion >Chong seige the capital of Ching >1 million casualties >50,000 civilians cannibalised >Chong dynasty established >>352227556 # >>352227750 #

Pin

Anon has post nut clarity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous P--- is for P--- boards 09/27/22(Tue)20:37:40 No.886354127 289 KB PNG a few funny p---------- facts: >addiction to p---------- functions similarly to the chemical dependency on cocaine >the earlier you start using p----------, the more likely you are to form a drug addiction >some studies suggest it reduces grey matter in the brain >P----use being OK is a lie perpetuated because it brings in more money than the NFL, NBA and MLB combined >watching p---------- doubles the rate of divorce >the more you watch p----------, the more likely you are to watch "minor intercourse" >erectile dysfunction is rising by the day >the parent company of pornhub has a history of human trafficking monetization >p--- use is rising in adolescents, resulting in higher rates of depression and decrease in academic performance Quit now and end these mental restrictions >sneed

Pin

Anon thinks anime teenagers are based on real life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Seriously? So, t your first time drinking 1.32 MB PNG 09/25/22(Sun)22:46:39 No.27378658 >Watch anime >Characters having interesting experiences, earning money, pursuing goals etc. >Look up their age >They're in their teens How do I cope?

Pin

Anon has an interesting hypothesis on cheating | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>886340550 (OP) # The weird truth is that women tend to cheat down. Many times when women cheat it's due to reasons that isn't sex. Like insecurities and thinking they're ugly. They cheat down because that gives them more of a success at satisfying whatever f----- up problems they have in their heads. 09/27/22(Tue)09:31:29 No.886341699 Also statistically dudes with bigger d---- get cheated on more. Not s------- you, look it up. Weird huh? But seriously it's way easier to get an attached woman than you think. Easier than a single woman in some cases. Almost can be done in steps. Get close to her and get to know her until you're familiar on a "friend" level. Start inquiring about her relationship, complain about your relationship or past relationships so she can "relate". Get her to the point that she complains about her relationships with you. Next just get her to spend as much time as you as possible since she will build you into whatever she needs in her head. Now start drinking alone with her and the first kiss and you have an affair. Now it's the chick that will f--- you at first sight with no work on your part...that's the Chad zone. Get hella fit, dress well, talk suave. It's really not a big achievement. Women are built to cheat. ›>886341853 # >>886343682 # : Anonymous 24 KB JPG >>886342639 # 09/27/22(Tue)09:35:10 No.886341853 >>886341699 # >Chicks risk everything to be with ugly dudes, not chads >They also cheat more on big dicked chads than little d--- betachads >The way to seduce a woman is to get her to friendzone you deliberately >??? >Profit

Pin

doesn’t understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 06/07/22(Tue)07:00:31 No.67081872 doing everything right: >hit the gym a couple times a week >clean diet >>67082078 # >1.5/2.5/3/4 >cut down to 10% bodyfat >stil look f------ yoked >haven't showered in months for pheromone gains >succesful career >wear nice clothes >nice haircut >generally friendly guy with natural charisma basically: i'm lifemaxxing but anytime I get a date on tinder they will leave in a matter of minutes. What the f--- am I doing wrong? Am I too big? or too small? : Anonymous >>67081872 (OP) # autistic, anon, you're autistic 06/07/22 (Tue)07:04:31 No.67081905

Pin

Anon reads manga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, 29 yo KHV >for the first time in my life, I have a female friend who talks to me while hiding the disgust she has for me from her voice, unlike every other woman I've ever talked to >met online thanks to manga, talk mostly about the manga we have read >we have a sort of 2-person book club thing going on where we'll read the same manga >latest read was Oyasumi Punpun, which I've read before, but I love it so much that I don't mind the reread >she seems to really like it too, we spend a while talking about it every day for the past week >Eventually she gets all serious and says "Answer me this honestly, it's important. Do you think Punpun is a bad person?" 1 4 09/27/22(Tue)03:40:05 No.70366962 58 KB JPG >I'm really confused why this is so important when it's just another aspect of the manga, like the hundred other aspects we've discussed >I say "He's an awful person, it's surprising he gets as good an ending as he does" >She seems disappointed in my answer because she just says "oh" and goes quiet >When I try to keep the conversation going, she says she has to go and logs off without saying bye Am I wrong? Punpun is a bad person, right? What answer did she want?

Pin

0

Greentext Stories - Anon doesn't like Tom Riddle | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

: Anonymous Voldemort the Good 25 KB JPG 09/09/22 (Fri) 14:01:29 No.20965569 Tom Riddle literally did nothing wrong. >top grades at Hogwarts >>20976088 # >extremely well-read, the smartest student >chad, handsome, beloved by everyone, even the teachers. Girls and boys drool for him >secretly believes in restoring wizard blood purity >recruits enormous army to fight for wizard purity >killed by a half and his mud blood friends Justice for Voldemort. JK Rowling is extremely based : Anonymous >>20965569 (OP) # >chad, handsome, beloved by everyone, even the teachers. Girls and boys drool for him Already a villian in my book 09/09/22 (Fri) 14:06:25 No.20965589

View Gallery Random Image

Image Details

380 views (10 from today)

Uploaded Sep 28, 2022 at 12:42AM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/448/769/08d.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

Wifejak meme format depicting a female wojak character with red hair and a grey shirt.

Wifejak

Queen Never Cry meme.

Queen Never Cry

Movies Without CGI

Movies Without CGI

The Social Contract

The Social Contract