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: Anonymous 11/04/18(Sun)19:52:02 No.784040124 >>784038011 (OP)# >Be me >sitting in room browsing 4chan >suddenly some alien f----- walks in >scream at the top of my lungs "AYY LMAO000" 6 KB JPG >alien looks visibly distressed and confused >It tries to communicate using telepathy to signal to me that it means no harm >I grab my shot gun and tell the green f----- to bend over >r--- this bitch while I play the x files soundtrack >shoot the thing when I'm done, and then go back to browsing 4chan

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Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
Anonymous 12/29/24(Sun)08:06:16 No.698643963 >video game reviewer starts talking about his childhood
>>202596752 (OP) This is becoming a problem, at first it was a few isolated cases but now it's an epidemic. Why aren't politicians and law enforcement doing anything about this? Serious answer: the whole appeal is self-inserting as the shota and being treated as a desirable object of affection by attractive women. Childhood is the last time women unconditionally love you, dote on you and allow you to be weak. After that you might as well be dead to them and you're expected to "earn" their attention. Basically you're there to impress her, but women don't feel the need to impress you. Projecting back to childhood but with awareness of your own (and their) sexuality makes for an appealing fantasy.
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