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: Anonymous 01/30/18(Tue)21:10:04 No.42858185 >be me, mommy's 300 pound baby boy >wake up at 2 pm after a night of intense hentai viewing >get hungry so i waddle out my room to find mommy >the dried c-- pulls my big boy belly hair >spit into my hand and rub my belly for 18 KB JPG quick clean >see mommy watching tv >tell her i want tyson tendies >"sorry Anon, we are out. we have bagle bites" >bagle bites >not on my watch >i start breathing heavy because of this trauma >find mommys purse and rub it on my belly >chuck it at that w----- head >"go to the store and get your baby boy tyson tendies" >mommy lets out a tear that says she was in the wrong >she gets in the car and leaves >i grab the tv remote and put it in my buttcrack >start rolling on the floor >get tired and nap on living room floor >wake up to the smell of tendies >take remote out of my undies and put it on the couch >crawl to the kitchen >mommy is making my tendies! >the excitement made me gassy >let out a long liquidy brap >mommy starts to tear up again, proud of her 27 year old baby boy

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