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: Anonymous 01/30/18(Tue)21:10:04 No.42858185 >be me, mommy's 300 pound baby boy >wake up at 2 pm after a night of intense hentai viewing >get hungry so i waddle out my room to find mommy >the dried c-- pulls my big boy belly hair >spit into my hand and rub my belly for 18 KB JPG quick clean >see mommy watching tv >tell her i want tyson tendies >"sorry Anon, we are out. we have bagle bites" >bagle bites >not on my watch >i start breathing heavy because of this trauma >find mommys purse and rub it on my belly >chuck it at that w----- head >"go to the store and get your baby boy tyson tendies" >mommy lets out a tear that says she was in the wrong >she gets in the car and leaves >i grab the tv remote and put it in my buttcrack >start rolling on the floor >get tired and nap on living room floor >wake up to the smell of tendies >take remote out of my undies and put it on the couch >crawl to the kitchen >mommy is making my tendies! >the excitement made me gassy >let out a long liquidy brap >mommy starts to tear up again, proud of her 27 year old baby boy

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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