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06/01/21(Tue)11:59:35 No.63945431 >2013 >14 >Mom tells me l'm going on a date >"With who?" "you'll find out later" >Forces me to really groom myself >Tells me there'll be a pool there Sweet. Loved pools. Forgot about the date 59 KВ JPG because of the pool, that's how much I f------ love pools. >Blindfolds me on the car ride >Go to 2 sisters' house, from dance class >Hi anon "Yeah that's nice where's your pool?" >Their mother: "Don't you want to talk with the girls a little first?" "Why would I? Where's your pool?" >Go in pool >Girls and mother sitting on steps outside just staring at me >w-- >Eventually they tell me about a trick, I ask them to come in, we swim around for an hour and I get bored >Decide to play Mario Kart on their wii (they had a flatscreen, we had a CRT) >Mother leaves, tells them not to give me a house tour "I guess she doesn't like people in her room?" >Girls immediately offer me a house tour >"let me finish this round of mario kart" >They go upstairs to "get changed" >Finish round >Go upstairs >Knock on their door >"We're naked!" >Take this to mean they don't want me to come in >Go downstairs, play more mario kart >One girl comes out to ask where I am "You said you were getting changed for the house tour I didn't want" >She's STILL in her bikini >Are women really this f------ slow? >Goes back into bedroom >Mother comes back, calls girls down >They're whispering about me >Hear "Do you want to try again?" & It's up to him >Mother asks me if l'd like to stay "Yeah I want to keep playing mario kart" >She looks at me disgusted, calls my mom >Mom picks me up, asks how it went. >Tell her. She's disappointed. >W--?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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