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: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)04:56:18 No.842375793 >get mod on a discord server with over 1000 members >instantly gain 300 pounds >mfw 9 KB JPG

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)19:28:59 No.50517462 >Oh, s---, whats good Anon! I didn't know you were coming out to the club tonight! 69 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/19/19(Sat)19:30:05 No.50517481 >>50517462 (OP)# >haha what's up my n-----

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Anon hates the uk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TF5W8IEU ) 3 COMFY 09/24/20(Thu)15:38:02 No.278949312 >go looking on google maps for cool random places in the world >live in s------- UK irl >find a random town in the US that feels a lot like Arlen from King of the Hill 53 KB JPG >start going back to this random tiny town in Nebraska with population of like 2k >feel so comfy and nostalgic for something I experienced >tfw they didn't even take it away from me, I never ever had it That is all.

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Anon tries to get laid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)10:03:19 No.849174362 >step mom moving stuff in the house >shelf falls over and traps her arm >she yells for my help >"anon, please, help me. I'm stuck." 420 KB JPG >l know exactly where this is going >whip my d--- out >she yells what the f--- >my dad walks in >flips out >they call the cops, I get arested W-- BangBros, you lied to me

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Anon attempts to bait people | /r/Greentext

File: 1619698215846.jpg (813 KB, 900x1273) O Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)16:51:15 No.63824872 ► >>63824916 >>63825000 >>63825436 >>63825482 >>63825788 >Hello UWU im a depressed and suicidal woman >can you add me on discord? pretty pleaseeee >sweetyyy im so saaaad..uwu >> Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)16:54:27 No.63824916 >>63825383 File: smart pepe.png (285 KB, 1000x800) >>63824872 (OP) i won't fall for this for the 4th time

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Anon gets the support he needs. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/21(Fri)01:57:26 No.20646288 9084BAB6-2752-45E4-98F1-7AA02FA1B196.jpg 113 KB JPG >be cis man >feeling down >go to FtM online support group >post selfies >"omg you're so handsome!!" >"you look so strong" >"how did you get so handsome" >rinse and repeat whenever l'm feeling insecure

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: Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)00:02:47 No.806524731 >Be me >At school, 12th grade, 18, male, virgin f-- standing in the hallway >hiding in the hallway >take out juul >*puff puff* >9/10 qt3.14 is walking between 34 KB JPG classes >sees me >walks to me >"hey anon can I hit your juul?" >*autism kicks in* uhh, sure yeah *hands juul over* >she hits it a few times >hands it back >"thanks anon" *she walks away* >hit juul >taste her lipstick Tfw we basically f-----. Cya later virgins : Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)00:05:23 No.806524842 >>806524731 (OP) # >>autism kicks in That made no sense in context, so l'm concluding you're just a f------ summerfag that has seen one too many r/greentext posts >>806524880 #

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Anon releases a silent killer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)13:52:53 No.63817521 >did a sneaky fart >cute girl suddenly comes round the corner 45 KB PNG

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Anon enjoys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 806863076 4 min. ago >be me >sad, lonely, incel >kms >reincarnate as a dog >owner is qt 3.14 white girl >mfw 80.4 kB JPG 3 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY

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Anon doesn't get the hint | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)17:42:29 No.50829211 this happened a few years ago >have a crush on girl >manage to get her over to my house to watch a movie >we're both on the couch watching it >she grabs my arm and wraps it 40 KB JPG around her so we're cuddled together and she starts leaning into me more >just stay like that for a while, feels good >at some point she gets up and goes to the bathroom >when she comes back to the bathroom i look up and see she doesn't have a shirt or bra on >her t------ are just.. right there and she's looking right at me >brain completely freezes and i'm totally confused >i give her a f------ thumbs up and say nice t--- then go back to watching the movie >she stands there for a few seconds then goes back to the bathroom and puts her bra and shirt back on and watches the rest of the movie like nothing happened i think that is the most autistic moment in my life View Thread

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Anon is a bus driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)14:43:52 No.855209542 >be me >bus driver >drop kids off 10 houses away from their stop for no reason >refuse to elaborate >drive away 119 KB JPG

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believe in their existence is like believing in bigfoot. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)08:28:00 No.38998496 >ended up getting an autismal gf >she barely ever says anything >i gotta be the one starting up a chat with her every single time >she cant keep to a conversation topic for more than 10mins before she loses her words and has no 33 КВ ЈPG idea what to say anymore >i dont know what to say to her anymore at times and just staying silent together for hours without doing much feels awkward as f---, as if i'm giving her the impression i dislike her or ignore her you f------ lied to me you f------, there's nothing fun about having a dumb socially inept girlfriend. this feels like hell : Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)08:29:40 No.38998513 >>38998496 (OP) # >unsociable girls This rumored rare breed of girls actually exist? >>38998568 # >>38998573 #

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Anon improved himself | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Settings Mobile Home :Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)15:32:48 No.61674368 Finally my time has come. >Be me walking to store >see cutie I used to have a huge crush on in highschool >Tried asking her out once and she laughed and told me she doesn't date 417 KB PNG ugly guys >f------ destroys me.jpg >This is the motivation I've been looking for >Start lifting, dieting, learning how to dress like a person and not a r9k shitshow >2 years later >Girls been miring so I get used to it >Not obsessed with every 5 anymore >Make eye contact with cutie from highschool >She's gained a bit of weight not alot, but not the 8 she was anymore. >l walk into store >She walks in behind me >I'm doing my shopping (gotta get those protein sausages ya know?) >notice she's been staring at me >miring hard.mp4 >Get in line to purchase my sausages >She gets in line behind me >Guy infront of me is some hamplanet who would fall into his own orbit if he tripped >taking forever >"hey anon how have you been" >turn around and smile >"pretty good how about you" >her face lights up >"starts telling me about her life >recently broke up with her boyfriend cause he was cheating on her >God has blessed me today.wav >start chatting up something small, fat f--- ahead of me is fumbling his EBT for twinkies >"Well I can see you've been working out you look really good anon!" >thank her and get my wallet out as it's my turn in line "Hey we should get together later and hangout >Tell her l'll be a bit too busy today to do that >gotta get home and shitpost on /fit/ >she tries to give me her number >Politely decline >she's blown back probably the first time she's been turned down >she asks why >"you're just not really my type" >"oh.. well what is your type?" >this is it boys the time has come >"I'm into pretty girls" >Her face drops >see all visible will to live drain from her face >basedboy cashiers gasps and calls me an a------ >suck it onions >pay for my s--- >can see her fighting back tears >leave store and return home to enjoy my protein Women deserve to feel pain, every single one of them >>61674565 # >>61674778 # >»61675056 # >>61675292 # >>61675317 # >>61675514 #

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