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![File: fml.gif (43 KB, 640x636) Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:52:31 No.77717970 [Reply] >>77717995 >>77718032 I'm tired of jacking off I just want to lose my virginity and get it over with but I don't want an STD, unwanted child, or undercover glownigger busting me for paying an escort Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)02:56:14 No.77717995 File: Boomer Sips.jpg (80 KB, 680x661) >>77717970 (OP) Well tough s---, bucko. If you want a greater reward, you gotta take a bigger risk. That's just life. Anonymous 06/04/24(Tue)03:02:32 No.77718032 >>77717970 (OP) >download hinge >bite the hardest bullet and pay for the premium or whatever so you can sort for short term relationship women >match with them >??? >lose virginity](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/831/067/a84.png "Anon is stupid | /r/Greentext")
![File: tard.jpg (12 KB, 380x430) Anonymous 08/14/18(Tue)00:57:40 No.47485357 [Reply] >be me in 8th grade >there's a 9/10 qt that I share a lot of classes with >kinda have a crush on her but not sure if she has boyfriend >she's really nice and we get along well >jokes I'm the only nice guy at school >tells me I look like a character from a show she likes >one day writes "I <3 U" on my desk >I just erase it >she asks why I erased her display of affection >"it's vandalism" >never talk to her again >probably the most autistic thing I've ever done How bad did I f--- up?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/831/040/0ba.jpeg "Anon f----- up his chances | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous Operation Magnetic Mayhem June 3, 2024 - TF2 Team 06/03/24(Mon)23:26:09 No.678533460 Operation magnetic mayhem NBTS (Image credit: MN, Alox) It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. But it is never time to rest! A cloud cover has blocked out the sun, and a blight has overtaken our facilities. But by facilities, we mean Gray Gravel Co. and by blight, we mean massive hordes of robots! bppix1509f4d1[1].png 318 KB PNG >redditors and youtube lardlords start a retarded hashtag because bots have overrun their 2 decade old game >the retards start review bombing the game and spamming their s----- petition everywhere >valve's response is literally: >go outside >play the gamemode where you fight hordes of bots >support the national brain tumor society gaben, maybe i was too harsh on you. these are unfathomable levels of based.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/830/998/842.jpeg "Anon fixes TF2 | /r/Greentext")
