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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon doesn't get the hint | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/06/19(Wed)17:42:29 No.50829211 this happened a few years ago >have a crush on girl >manage to get her over to my house to watch a movie >we're both on the couch watching it >she grabs my arm and wraps it 40 KB JPG around her so we're cuddled together and she starts leaning into me more >just stay like that for a while, feels good >at some point she gets up and goes to the bathroom >when she comes back to the bathroom i look up and see she doesn't have a shirt or bra on >her t------ are just.. right there and she's looking right at me >brain completely freezes and i'm totally confused >i give her a f------ thumbs up and say nice t--- then go back to watching the movie >she stands there for a few seconds then goes back to the bathroom and puts her bra and shirt back on and watches the rest of the movie like nothing happened i think that is the most autistic moment in my life View Thread

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Anon is a bus driver | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)14:43:52 No.855209542 >be me >bus driver >drop kids off 10 houses away from their stop for no reason >refuse to elaborate >drive away 119 KB JPG

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believe in their existence is like believing in bigfoot. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)08:28:00 No.38998496 >ended up getting an autismal gf >she barely ever says anything >i gotta be the one starting up a chat with her every single time >she cant keep to a conversation topic for more than 10mins before she loses her words and has no 33 КВ ЈPG idea what to say anymore >i dont know what to say to her anymore at times and just staying silent together for hours without doing much feels awkward as f---, as if i'm giving her the impression i dislike her or ignore her you f------ lied to me you f------, there's nothing fun about having a dumb socially inept girlfriend. this feels like hell : Anonymous 08/11/17(Fri)08:29:40 No.38998513 >>38998496 (OP) # >unsociable girls This rumored rare breed of girls actually exist? >>38998568 # >>38998573 #

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Anon improved himself | /r/Greentext

Board /fit/ - Fitness Settings Mobile Home :Anonymous 05/24/21(Mon)15:32:48 No.61674368 Finally my time has come. >Be me walking to store >see cutie I used to have a huge crush on in highschool >Tried asking her out once and she laughed and told me she doesn't date 417 KB PNG ugly guys >f------ destroys me.jpg >This is the motivation I've been looking for >Start lifting, dieting, learning how to dress like a person and not a r9k shitshow >2 years later >Girls been miring so I get used to it >Not obsessed with every 5 anymore >Make eye contact with cutie from highschool >She's gained a bit of weight not alot, but not the 8 she was anymore. >l walk into store >She walks in behind me >I'm doing my shopping (gotta get those protein sausages ya know?) >notice she's been staring at me >miring hard.mp4 >Get in line to purchase my sausages >She gets in line behind me >Guy infront of me is some hamplanet who would fall into his own orbit if he tripped >taking forever >"hey anon how have you been" >turn around and smile >"pretty good how about you" >her face lights up >"starts telling me about her life >recently broke up with her boyfriend cause he was cheating on her >God has blessed me today.wav >start chatting up something small, fat f--- ahead of me is fumbling his EBT for twinkies >"Well I can see you've been working out you look really good anon!" >thank her and get my wallet out as it's my turn in line "Hey we should get together later and hangout >Tell her l'll be a bit too busy today to do that >gotta get home and shitpost on /fit/ >she tries to give me her number >Politely decline >she's blown back probably the first time she's been turned down >she asks why >"you're just not really my type" >"oh.. well what is your type?" >this is it boys the time has come >"I'm into pretty girls" >Her face drops >see all visible will to live drain from her face >basedboy cashiers gasps and calls me an a------ >suck it onions >pay for my s--- >can see her fighting back tears >leave store and return home to enjoy my protein Women deserve to feel pain, every single one of them >>61674565 # >>61674778 # >»61675056 # >>61675292 # >>61675317 # >>61675514 #

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Anon prepares for hurricane with Dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/19(Sun)23:17:39 No.792339734 Greentext thread. tell some stories anons ill start four hundred thousand keks >be me >12 7 KB JPG >going to the store with my dad >just before big hurricane >takes last bread loaf >some lady snatches it from his cart >he tears it back >"buht, whee need it more!" >it was in my cart, just go to a different store or f----- deal >"noe!!! >she takes it, starts running >my 12 year old ass thinks it would be funny if i threw a can of beans at her >hits her head >shes out cold >dad looks at me >I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT MEAN TO KNOCK HER OUT >he laughs and picks up the loaf >we leave >made a sandwitch with that bread >f----- lol short story, but ive got others if anyones interested, really long ones tho

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Anon dad walks in | /r/Greentext

>Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD" >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room

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Anon is a Cop! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Oi/IMEH0 ) 04/26/14(Sat)01:38:43 No.543898176 >Вe a cop >Patrolling, doing cop things >See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit >Swerving around like a m----------- 36 KВ JPG >Can see lots of smoke coming out of his windows >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a f------ hot plate plugged into his c-------- lighter >M----------- is making pancakes while driving and burned them

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Canadanon laments his misfortune (x-post from r/4chan) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I•1 10/25/17(Wed)18:23:22 No.81016259 1507072835073.png 559 KB PNG >There are infinite universes where I have a gf >This isn't one of them

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Anon losses virginity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/18(Wed)11:41:29 No.43843728 >be me >In class >Have math and sit behind 7/10 qt >Ass big af >Get boner Funnyam.coml 5 KB JPG >She drops her pen under my table >Fuckity she noticed boner >Look at me >Smiles Later virgins

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Anon's dad is weird | /r/Greentext

>See's my sister getting ready >"going out?" >"Yeah, the Bae is coming to get me" (she f------ used Bae.) >"Oh i'd love to meet him, have him come in!" >sister brings bf in our house >my dad pretended he was in the bathroom. >he was in fact, slipping into something more comfortable >he walks out with my mom's bathrobe (giant fluffy white collar, about 3 feet to short for him.) >his speedo on. The speedo he never wore because it was way to tight, yet he saved it, just for this moment. >walks out >"OH YOU MUST BE JUSTIN" >reaches out for a handshake >kid grabs his hand >dad yanks him over and bear hugs him >"Ohhhh your hair smells nice, what is that? O'ley?" >kid is horrified >"uhhh..no.uhhh.c-can we go babe? we might be late" >they leave >my dad just looks over and says "Do you think that was legal? My balls are hanging out." %3D Best dad ever.

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Anon makes a thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/24/21 (Mon)08:53:40 No.63814410 >make a thread >a schizo who hasn't taken their meds starts posting in it >multiple times 17 KB JPG

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Anon tries to play warzone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/23/21(Tue)17:28:15 No.850292647 > be me > download warzone > 194gb > f--- me > 125mb left PEPE OF DUTY > game tiem > 172gb update 56 KB JPG > what the f---

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