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Anon critiques FOS | /r/Greentext
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![File: spencers.jpg (250 KB, 1000x1000) GAPORE Anonymous 11/14/22 (Mon)16:15:52 No.889069198 [Reply] ► >be high school me at the mall >browsing new store that's pretty much a knock off Spencer's >see they sell those stink bomb ampoules >f--- it. Might be fun for a prank. Grab a pack >speeding home like a bat out of hell as most teenagers with a car would >notice flashing lights in my mirror >oh f---, it's the cops >slightly panicking as I'm pulling off roadside >I've never been pulled over before and don't know what will happen >mind keeps focusing on the stink bombs right beside me >looking back, I don't know why I considered this my best course of action >but in a moment of sudden clarity, I hatch a plan >crack two ampoules and smear them on my pant legs >Jesus Christ, these smell absolutely heinous >hide the evidence and collect myself before the cop knocks on my window >it's showtime >I roll it down. The cop visibly winces and recoils >"OFFICER, I'M SORRY! I KNOW I WAS SPEEDING BUT I S--- MY PANTS!" >he looks at me with a mix of disgust and pity >directs me to a gas station off the next exit >tells me to slow down and lets me off with a warning >I go to that gas station just in case he's tailing me >lock the bathroom door and sit on the toilet, where the reality of what happened hits me >I can't believe that f------ worked >laugh like a goddamn lunatic >get home, dad wonders why I smell like s--- >tell him. He laughs but tells me to clean up and not get pulled over again >tell my friends the next day at school >go back to that same store the following weekend >all the stink bombs were sold out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/478/037/5b7.png "Anon gets off with a warning | /r/Greentext")
