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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: spencers.jpg (250 KB, 1000x1000) GAPORE Anonymous 11/14/22 (Mon)16:15:52 No.889069198 [Reply] ► >be high school me at the mall >browsing new store that's pretty much a knock off Spencer's >see they sell those stink bomb ampoules >f--- it. Might be fun for a prank. Grab a pack >speeding home like a bat out of hell as most teenagers with a car would >notice flashing lights in my mirror >oh f---, it's the cops >slightly panicking as I'm pulling off roadside >I've never been pulled over before and don't know what will happen >mind keeps focusing on the stink bombs right beside me >looking back, I don't know why I considered this my best course of action >but in a moment of sudden clarity, I hatch a plan >crack two ampoules and smear them on my pant legs >Jesus Christ, these smell absolutely heinous >hide the evidence and collect myself before the cop knocks on my window >it's showtime >I roll it down. The cop visibly winces and recoils >"OFFICER, I'M SORRY! I KNOW I WAS SPEEDING BUT I S--- MY PANTS!" >he looks at me with a mix of disgust and pity >directs me to a gas station off the next exit >tells me to slow down and lets me off with a warning >I go to that gas station just in case he's tailing me >lock the bathroom door and sit on the toilet, where the reality of what happened hits me >I can't believe that f------ worked >laugh like a goddamn lunatic >get home, dad wonders why I smell like s--- >tell him. He laughs but tells me to clean up and not get pulled over again >tell my friends the next day at school >go back to that same store the following weekend >all the stink bombs were sold out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/478/037/5b7.png "Anon gets off with a warning | /r/Greentext")
