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>>96970883 # >Have lifelong childhood best friend who is a girl >We swear 100% never to be boyfriend and girlfriend >Come 18 we're f------ like rabbits >Married her at 25. >>96983342 # Anonymous 11/22/17(Wed)15:10:37 No.9698334 >>96978978 # How does happiness feel anon? Care to share it with us?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)19:22:54 No.855145756 Wholesome stories with dads WERE GONNA DESTROY BULGARIA >be me >a few years ago >getting hours for drivers Ed with my dad ONCE AND FOR ALL >we've been silent the entire time because we don't talk much 487 KB JPG >out of the blue he asks what I'm interested in >start talking about sports, friends,etc. >"No Anon, what are you REALLY interested in?" >think for a minute >say history >my dad wasn't the smartest guy alive so he only knows past WW1 >asks what happened before WW1 >explain to him most European and American history after 1066 >never enjoyed myself more >dad actually paying attention and asking questions >we get home >says he wants to talk about history more and is happy to learn something at his age Love you dad.

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: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)23:01:50 No.63807024 aMC HD maxresdefault (2).jpg 84 KB JPG >>63804900 (OP) # >friend gets picked as team captain >picks me first even though the other team has a chance of picking a much better player

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Anonymous | 774692608 25 min. ago > 10 years agoI was afraid to post here thinking you guys are all hackers and badass >now I realize you are all a bunch of f------ 5.6 kB JPG 3 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 774692704 24 min. ago >>774692608 (OP) >welcome home you gay bitch 1 REPLY

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Anon gets the vaccine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)16:30:43 No.8551462 >be me >just got COVID vaccine >have sudden urge to purchase Microsoft Office™ available now for only $69.99 per year 5 KB JPG

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Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)23.04:54. No:68336816il >be me >20 Swalking around Brooklyn Enew to the aty >feel and opportunity come up >yell at the top.of my lungs G.KB JPG >BADDA BING > some falliguy in a greasy tank lop yells from hls apartment window >BADDA BOOM >mfw

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: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)21:57:49 No.855118156 I just learned of this guy last month. Seems really smart but apparently most people don't think so. Give me your honest reasons why you don't like this guy? > Ben Shapiro 26 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)21:58:17 No.855118182 >>855118156 (OP) # >jewish

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>assigned to do a project with a co- worker >whenever we do some progress or get past a roadblock say the word "stupendous" >do it for a couple weeks >co-worker eventually starts picking it up 451 KB PNG >pavlov.png >co-worker starts saying stupendous as well in the same situations >stop saying it >ffw 1 month, project pretty much done >just cleared the last bug, co-worker says stupendous >allacordingtoplan.wav >"huh? that's an unusual expression" >"what do you mean, anon? I heard it from you" >"i never used that word in my life" see you soon on the board, fellow schizo

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: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)14:36:23 No.81740304 >be in 7th grade >group PP presentations due unironically on tech topics >powerpoints were to be saved in the class network drive >be lazy and do nothing in meme class with friend >first day of presentations 250 KB PNG >panic.html >recall network drive not having any rules >ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DELETE >yes >first group of girls go up, digging through the network drive to no avail >confusion for 20 minutes >uncontrollable giggle everytime i make eye contact with friend >teacher realizes everyones projects are gone and not backed up >ff to being pulled outside of the classroom with fellow retard >DONT LIE TO ME ANONS. DID EITHER OF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS >literally puncturing tongue with teeth trying not to laugh >"No" >never even slightly worried about getting caught >continued to rename teacher folders throughout the year to obscene names and delete ones we didn't like >mfw

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: Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)17:27:58 No.63802231 >age 16 >fall asleep on the couch in an awkward position >mom takes a f------ picture of it >when I wake up she shows me >urge her to delete it >she promises she'll delete it 39 KB JPG >4 years later >sister makes a stupid collage of family photos >there is only one image of me and it's me sleeping >not only did she not delete it but she sent it to other people

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Anon lives in Brazil | /r/Greentext

File: artworks-000206371365-8mf(.).jpg (41 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)17:42:00 No.855094960 [Reply] >>855095549 >>855096901 be me > lives in brazil > have a happy life with your family > pandemic and quarantine started > wife don't gives a s--- to quarantine > wife and son dies from corona > spend christmas alone > get fired from your job > ž months rent late guys i don't know what i do now this is not a joke but a cry for help Anonymous 05/23/21(Sun)17:45:51 No.855095170 >lives in brazil you didn't need to write the rest buddy

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anon is messaging evey single OF hoe | /r/Greentext

How do we solve the onlyfans problem? How do we solve the onlyfans p...) 05/20/21(Thu)22:06:20 No.63758950 Personally I'm messaging every single OF w---- that appears on my timeline and asking them if their parents know about it. If they don't then I stalk on their page a little bit and find their parents account on facebook, then shoot them a message explaining how their daughter is a common w----. So far l've done this 3 times. 39 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)22:16:50 No.63759092 >>63758950 (OP) # Absolutely 100% based. Don't forget to shoot the IRS some info too; online p---------- and/or prostitution must still be taxed and it usually isn't. Also, if these is a patreon, ko-fi or paypal donation/commissions link on their page, contact the site. Paypal (as well as patreon, ko-fi and the rest) is 100% against soliciting money for p---------- and prostitution. They take that VERY seriously, especially paypal. If you inform them that a client is taking money for nudes and stuff, they will quickly shut down their account AND freeze their assets. You can basically easily take away their w----- money, and it's not even illegal for you to do it - paypal is very serious about this. Don't warn or scare the w---- before you report them, because they might transfer their money before you get a chance to inform paypal. Godspeed brother. >>63759127 # >>63759789 # >>63760655 # >>63760720 # >>63761203 # >>63761631 # >>63762235 # >>63762905 # >>63765288 #

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: Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)23:06:31 No.744254245 > be me > 18yo > first b------- > feelsamazing > c--- buckets in her mouth > she swallows > your c-- tastes really bad anon 43 KB JPG > haha I know What have I done

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