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: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)13:43:10 No.28295776 Not paranormal, but it could have had a bad ending. I've told it before though >Leave house and go to shop at the top of my street >Darkish but it's only about 7pm >See woman walking down street looking at houses >It's my mother's friend >She's only been to our place once and so she's probably looking to see which one is familiar >She looks super spaced out, never known her to take drugs or really even drink >Go up to her to say hello and tell her which one our house is >As soon as I get up to her and open my mouth to talk I realise it isn't my mother's friend at all >She looks really taken aback and puts her hand in her handbag, it's pretty awkward desu and I don't want to get peppersprayed by some crackhead >l just cross over the street towards the shop without saying a word >Come out of shop and round the corner back into street >Can see my house from where I am >See woman in my garden, but she's not just in my garden >She's standing up against the window with her hands cupped around her eyes trying to see in >But the blinds and curtains are closed so you can't see anything >Turn full coward and hide behind a car >Spy on her leaving >Get to my gate and she's near the bottom of the street >Turns around just as I enter and she starts sprinting at me >F--- this >Run into house and lock the door >Mother asks me what's going on but I shush her >Hear garden gate open and footsteps approaching >Wait for knock on door >Nothing happens >At the same time I don't hear her leave >Peep out window and she's nowhere to be seen >Following day go back to shop >All of the papers are by the counter and I'm reading the headlines >See psycho woman's face from last night on front page of local rag >Turned out she'd gone home from work and her husband said he was leaving her >So she just flipped and stabbed him to death >Then she left the house with a knife in her bag and started stabbing any men she came across in "revenge" >Stabbed like 4 or 5 before the police caught up with her

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous ITT : Awkward stuff that happe(...) 05/01/21(Sat)20:10:45 No.63470219 l'll start : In French "good day" / "hello" = bonjour And "good evening" = bonsoir uh cheeAnd lo eet yyou? 3DOHNE >be me 604 KB PNG >walking my dog at around 7pm >cross path with someone else walking their dog >say "bonjoir" Why is my brain not connected properly

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name 1 feel that bothers you right now name 1 feel that bothers you r(...) 05/01/21(Sat)16:13:10 No.63468378 >too sad to j------- 392 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)16:13:53 No.63468386 >>63468378 (OP) # >Obsessed with hating women I don't know why I'm doing this. : Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)17:52:32 No.63469292 >>63468378 (OP)# >procastinating on purpose till i start to panic

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: Anonymous 05/02/21(Sun)08:05:07 No.853446577 >le me in middle school in 2013 >be antisocial, no friends >lunchroom.mp4 >open up my lunchbag >get a dorito bag with one of those messages on it Doritos y LIFE >this one says "stand up for someone today" 104 KB JPG >ignore message, keep eating like fat f--- >overhear dumbass wannabe chad and his friends making fun of some girl sitting alone >7/10 quiet shy girl in a couple of my classes, don't know her that well >she is drawing in a journal >look up and see him continuing to make fun of girl >does alpha move and takes journal to show off to equally retard friends >remember the message that the doritos bag said >stand up and walk towards them sweating >"hey" >"what" >"can you leave her alone?" >"why, do you like her?" >"no, you're just being a d--- to her right now and you should stop" >"so what? what're you gonna do about it?" >dumb confident f--- is holding the journal while girl looks at me with eyes gesturing me to stop >try to grab journal >chad does a f------ basketball pass to his friend >his friends start passing it around between each other >one of his friends catches it >proceed to football tackle him to the ground taking the journal >try to stand up but f----- pulls down and makes me land face first >ouch.jpg >end up fighting each other for about 3 minutes before teachers get involved and end fight >get suspended >come back to school weeks later >in class >girl talks to me >"thanks for doing that" >look over >"no problem" i say >continue talking about the incident >ask her about what she draws in the journal >she shows me >teacher interrupts us and we talk after class, form a friendship fast forward to now, we are both in college making long distance work and planning to marry can't imagine what would have happened without that doritos bag giving me advice thanks doritos bag

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: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)13:43:10 No.28295776 Not paranormal, but it could have had a bad ending. I've told it before though >Leave house and go to shop at the top of my street >Darkish but it's only about 7pm >See woman walking down street looking at houses >It's my mother's friend >She's only been to our place once and so she's probably looking to see which one is familiar >She looks super spaced out, never known her to take drugs or really even drink >Go up to her to say hello and tell her which one our house is >As soon as I get up to her and open my mouth to talk I realise it isn't my mother's friend at all >She looks really taken aback and puts her hand in her handbag, it's pretty awkward desu and I don't want to get peppersprayed by some crackhead >l just cross over the street towards the shop without saying a word >Come out of shop and round the corner back into street >Can see my house from where I am >See woman in my garden, but she's not just in my garden >She's standing up against the window with her hands cupped around her eyes trying to see in >But the blinds and curtains are closed so you can't see anything >Turn full coward and hide behind a car >Spy on her leaving >Get to my gate and she's near the bottom of the street >Turns around just as I enter and she starts sprinting at me >F--- this >Run into house and lock the door >Mother asks me what's going on but I shush her >Hear garden gate open and footsteps approaching >Wait for knock on door >Nothing happens >At the same time I don't hear her leave >Peep out window and she's nowhere to be seen >Following day go back to shop >All of the papers are by the counter and I'm reading the headlines >See psycho woman's face from last night on front page of local rag >Turned out she'd gone home from work and her husband said he was leaving her >So she just flipped and stabbed him to death >Then she left the house with a knife in her bag and started stabbing any men she came across in "revenge" >Stabbed like 4 or 5 before the police caught up with her

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