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Anon gets accepted | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:48:47 No.62861902 >>62861905 >Americans go to sleep >all the h--- threads disappear hmmm really makes you think Anonymous 03/22/21(Mon)06:49:29 No.62861905 ► [AWOOING STOPS] >>62861902 (OP) # America is a f-- nation, what else is new?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/052/644/f82.jpg "Correlation? Causation? | /r/Greentext")
![>eyeing up my wife a little bit sus.jpg 90 ☐ mom found the dungeon Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)20:59:25 No.921002593 ► >be me, 32m, sexual deviant >new wife, new house, looking forward to our life together >throwing a house warming party >standing by the grill talking to my dad and my wife's parents >day drinking, flipping burgers, joking about "kids are next" I made it /b/, suburban dream is f----- sweet >mom walks up wearing an awful smirk "Anon, I just looked in your room with the 'Do Not Enter' sign." Silence.mp3 >my wife and I have a room in the basement for our BDSM play >wife used to work and at adult toy store (my parent's don't know this) >we have a massive collection of toys and tools >this is my biggest issue with my mom >the woman has absolutely no respect for boundaries >when I graduated from high school I moved a few hours away and never looked back >I can tell from the look in her eyes she thinks it's funny >she thinks I'm gonna make a joke like "are you dumb? can't you read?" >"Mom, this kind of behavior is the exact reason why I moved so far away. And it probably the reason why [brother and his family] moved even further away. When we were young you made sure to teach us that 'no means no' yet here we are. The rules don't apply to mom, do they? I set make rules and boundaries for MY comfort and safety, for MY WIFE'S safety and comfort, and (though you didn't know it until you pushed open the forbidden door) for YOUR comfort and safety... >She starts throwing a fit "Well, anon, you should keep the door locked!" >"Actually, there used to be a lock on that door, until [wife] accidentally locked me in there and I had to wait, hog-tied and hanging from the ceiling with a ball-gag, butt- plug, and a vibrating c----ring, for her to call her father so he could drive 90 minutes to our house and kick the door down." >pic related >kick my mom out of the party >tell her she is not welcome back in my home >dad texts me: mom is crying and I should apologize >text dad: "If your bitch is gonna piss on the carpet she can stay in the kennel"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/856/545/609.png "Anon's mom finds his dungeon | /r/Greentext")
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