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Anonymous 35235100 2 hr ago >Be me a year ago >Parents basically force me to not be a NEET anymore >Gives me ultimatum. If I don't land a job in 2 months I will be kicked out >Panic, go to every store of any kind in a huge radius, dropping a poorly put together "CV' >Do my best to be normie like during all of this. Put on plain color t-shirt, jeans, and wear a cap since I have no idea how to do hair >Manage to land job in a retail store >Full-time >Job is pretty chill. No one there knows me, its like a second beginning. >Generally just talk with coworkers the best I can. Do my best to be nice. >Every time I'm awkward I just own it instead of trying to excuse it. >A year of this goes on. >During christmas, there is a store christmas dinner in town >Go with, because why not. Im not hated by these people. >As the night goes on, I realize I am not excluded or the butt of all the jokes. >My coworkers like me >My parents are proud I have a full time job >l feel like I have my s--- together I think I have started the slow climb to normiedom. Wish me luck

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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