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![>eyeing up my wife a little bit sus.jpg 90 ☐ mom found the dungeon Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)20:59:25 No.921002593 ► >be me, 32m, sexual deviant >new wife, new house, looking forward to our life together >throwing a house warming party >standing by the grill talking to my dad and my wife's parents >day drinking, flipping burgers, joking about "kids are next" I made it /b/, suburban dream is f----- sweet >mom walks up wearing an awful smirk "Anon, I just looked in your room with the 'Do Not Enter' sign." Silence.mp3 >my wife and I have a room in the basement for our BDSM play >wife used to work and at adult toy store (my parent's don't know this) >we have a massive collection of toys and tools >this is my biggest issue with my mom >the woman has absolutely no respect for boundaries >when I graduated from high school I moved a few hours away and never looked back >I can tell from the look in her eyes she thinks it's funny >she thinks I'm gonna make a joke like "are you dumb? can't you read?" >"Mom, this kind of behavior is the exact reason why I moved so far away. And it probably the reason why [brother and his family] moved even further away. When we were young you made sure to teach us that 'no means no' yet here we are. The rules don't apply to mom, do they? I set make rules and boundaries for MY comfort and safety, for MY WIFE'S safety and comfort, and (though you didn't know it until you pushed open the forbidden door) for YOUR comfort and safety... >She starts throwing a fit "Well, anon, you should keep the door locked!" >"Actually, there used to be a lock on that door, until [wife] accidentally locked me in there and I had to wait, hog-tied and hanging from the ceiling with a ball-gag, butt- plug, and a vibrating c----ring, for her to call her father so he could drive 90 minutes to our house and kick the door down." >pic related >kick my mom out of the party >tell her she is not welcome back in my home >dad texts me: mom is crying and I should apologize >text dad: "If your bitch is gonna piss on the carpet she can stay in the kennel"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/856/545/609.png "Anon's mom finds his dungeon | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1604159187999.jpg (157 KB, 1082x1080) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:23:40 No.152889586 >>152889624 >>152889636 >>152889647 >>152889676 >>152889691 >>152894123 >>152895804 >>152896397 >>152896476 >>152898436 >>152898769 >>152899118 >>152900578 >>152900904 >>152902328 >>152902498 >>152903894 >>152903995 >>152904687 >>152904702 >>152905056 >>152905092 >>152905540 >>152906208 >>152906273 >>152907150 How the f--- can she tell? >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:24:48 No. 152889614 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:14 No. 152889623 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:19 No. 152889624 >> Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:25:54 No. 152889636 >> ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:26:21 No.152889647 You're a boy who's never been with a girl gamealthronesquale.com >>152889733 >>152889764 >>152889865 >>152895946 >>152902328 >>152903707 >>152903786 >>152903992 >>152904188 >>152904279 >>152904358 >>152904374 >>152904389 >>152904437 >>152904663 >>152904746 >>152904838 >>152904851 >>152904876 >>152904899 >>152904908 >>152904967 >>152905011 >>152905038 >>152905040 >>152905054 >>152905103 >>152905192 >>152905194 >>152905345 >>152905384 >>152905474 >>152905560 >>152905735 >>152905791 >>152905906 >>152905919 >>152905945 >>152906177 >>152906266 >>152906449 >>152906536 >>152906707 >>152906735 >>152906811 >>152906850 >>152906913 >>152906956 >>152906968 >>152907031 >>152907106 >>152907116 >>152907305 >>152907316 >>152907345 >>152907355 >>152907359 >>152907368 >>152907993 >>152908306 >>152908387 >>152908410 >>152908686 >>152908737 >>152908845 >>152908896 >>152889586 (OP). they can smell it. it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. to not look like a virg flirt with them even if they are ugly f------. flirting with women is so normalized that they will be glad that you are doing it Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)08:35:31 No.152889865 >>152892351 >>152889647 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)10:00:02 No.152892351 >>152904390 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anon you ruined my day >>152889865 Same. They know about that? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:12:28 No.152903707 File: CB951484-5CE7-4E7F-BB90-9(...).gif (1.78 MB, 400x279) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:21:28 No. 152903992 File: 1614572081650.png (58 KB, 400x380) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins >>152889647 We got to cocky incel bros ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)11:46:51 No.152895946 File: grimace.png (156 KB, 620x609) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do do ☐ Anonymous 06/27/2 >>152889647 what the f--- >>152889647 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:43:15 No.152904746 File: 3D616AFF-E04D-43D8-97D3-D(...).jpg (29 KB, 320x320) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:50:25 No. 15290501 File: 1465854147119.jpg (9 KB, 191x255) >>152889647 Did you really have to post this? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:12 No. 152905040 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:51:36 No.152905054 File: pepe 46.png (282 KB, 770x1000) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" Delete this now File: 1581709268419.jpg (261 KB, 1200x1200) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:53:01 No.152905103 >>152905301 ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:55:16 No.152905194 >>152889647 can someone debunk this? please? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:58:12 No. 152905301 >>152905103 You can't because it's true. Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)15:59:15 No. 152905345 ile: 17g443.jpg (177 KB, 1280x960) >>152889647 File: insideyoutherearetwoincels.jpg (18 KB, 346x346) >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do. w-- bros they weren't supposed to know, I do this specifically so they don't know what the f--- ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:09:28 No.152907993 >>152889647 IS OVER MEN WOMEN HAVE THE HIGH GROUND >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" >tfw you simultaneously do both Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:09:24 No.152 >>152889647 i want this man found dead in a jail cell Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:41:54 No. 152906956 File: 1451066965343.jpg (33 KB, 602x709) >>152889647 >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do >>152905735 it's not a man who wrote that >>152905783 F--- you, yes it is >>152889647 F--- you BANTER STOPS] How did you know? Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:50:46 No. 152907305 1535080228349.jpg (32 KB, 541x677) >>152889647 >it's the desperation or forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do Could you stop f------ spying on me please? Sun)17:20:45 No.15290841 ■-14_at(...).jpg (67 KB, 979x >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" >>152889647 tv bros... Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)16:37:55 No.152906811 Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:20:22 No.152908387 File: 1623278133457.png (494 KB, 816x894) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do you will not get away with this ☐ Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:32:18 No. 152908845 File: 1546293747366.png (838 KB, 836x543) Anonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:33:48 No.152908896 : 1619460281093.jpg (55 KB, 900x1042) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do I thought I was being cool... >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do nonymous 06/27/21(Sun)17:18:12 No. 15290830 484457582557.png (108 KB, 194x192) >>152889647 >forcing the "i don't desire you" that virgins do so you're telling me... I wasn't fooling anyone for the past... 16 or so years... >>152889647 apologize (BANTER STOPS)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/856/225/df6.png "Virginanon gets caught | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1442571422947.jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] ► >>672749164 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPX viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do that" >"yes, I can" >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >I audibly laugh >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. It's b-------" >"no it's fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >"that's it" >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/398/559/485.png "anon goes to see a movie | /r/Greentext")
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