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: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:02:45 No.848201414 Last new years I did something stupid and I can't block it out of my mind >New years eve drinking with friends waiting for the count down >See busty milf sitting with her friend across the bar >She catches my eye and quickly 372 KB PNG looks away >I remember that when you accidentally continue to make eye contact with a woman it's a sign of interest and flirting >Really wanted to get the message across but drunk and retarded >Just keep staring at her so she will keep making eye contact >After the fifth time in a row she whispers something to her friend and they both look at me and giggle >Oh s--- it's working >Continue to stare at her for another 10 minutes ignoring all other surrounding >My friend says I should go talk to her so I go >Stand right behind her and say hi >No answer >l just stand there for roughly five minutes without saying a word and then they get up and sit somewhere else

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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