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Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212 File: whoa jpg (29 KB, 547x748) >>27476221 >>27476243 >>27476250 >>27476573 >>27476596 >>27471009 (OP) I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer >weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings >started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) >reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget >made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle >was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour >it'd leave and come back >peckpeckpeckpeck- >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea >wake up one moming, before the pecking begins >know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane >it's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery >then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >l know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel >"BACKBLAST CLEAR" >KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it >world goes into slomo >the crow's at 80 meters >the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying >it gets to 60 meters out >abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2' wall of death >the crow abruptly tums into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket >mfw

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