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: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:10:13 No.23651185 >l am at this party and I seriously need to poop >l hold it because there are girls there and I don't want them to hear my plopping sounds >As I hold off my dump my gut starts to produce farts which I do my best to hold in but one slips out of me and one of the girls hears it and gives 16 KB JPG me a snooty look >l feel so ashamed and bothered I finally decide to use her washroom to take a dump and relieve myself as I couldn't hold it further >l am in there for a good 10 minutes and when I get done oddly enough she was waiting at the door >She asks me if I was taking a s--- and my nervous ass denies it >She continues to poke fun at me and says that she can smell that I took a "big dump" >l get too flustered that I leave the party shortly Why was she being so nosy about something most people find very embarassing publicly, let alone know people remember it. Or was she just being curious about how guys farts or their bowel movements? I literally remember her following me around after she noticed my flatulence..

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