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: Anonymous 02/24/21(Wed)22:10:13 No.23651185 >l am at this party and I seriously need to poop >l hold it because there are girls there and I don't want them to hear my plopping sounds >As I hold off my dump my gut starts to produce farts which I do my best to hold in but one slips out of me and one of the girls hears it and gives 16 KB JPG me a snooty look >l feel so ashamed and bothered I finally decide to use her washroom to take a dump and relieve myself as I couldn't hold it further >l am in there for a good 10 minutes and when I get done oddly enough she was waiting at the door >She asks me if I was taking a s--- and my nervous ass denies it >She continues to poke fun at me and says that she can smell that I took a "big dump" >l get too flustered that I leave the party shortly Why was she being so nosy about something most people find very embarassing publicly, let alone know people remember it. Or was she just being curious about how guys farts or their bowel movements? I literally remember her following me around after she noticed my flatulence..

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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